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alice 🐁
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dour and sparse | prophet, fool, cunt
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i need to be within arms reach of a wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich at all times
someone has to stop Big Pussy!
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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don’t catch me in the car when the glee comes on
May 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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i hope t*ylor sw*ft gets divorced
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i don’t WANT to be a miserable cunt. but the world does i guess
October 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
fuck!

ahh!
October 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“traditional american values” and it’s just racism and misogyny
September 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
look under a rock. there’s the new voice in politics
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
love that freedom of speech only counts when fascists speak. it’s really cool to live in the country where “freedoms” can be dictated based on what white nationalists and their brain-dead supporters think is “moral”
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Red hat, bushy black beard, green eyes alert and frantic. Sweat nestled in his eyebrows, his undone belt buckle smacking her square in the chest as they collided. He said something as he brushed past her, securing his belt and heading for a parked pickup truck. His hat was on backwards.
September 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the presence of billionaires in the world is a symptom of a sickness
September 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
unreleased ethel cain save me
September 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
thoroughfare playing as i dye my hair
September 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
call me grease the way i get her
September 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
this winter, i need a girls trip to the canadian rockies (plane crash)
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
cock. maybe even balls, if i’m being honest
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
your 20’s are for slowly destroying every relationship you’ve cultivated by being soso stupid
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i think i’d like to be torn asunder by dogs
August 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i hope t*ylor sw*ft gets divorced
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
sick ta DEATH of feelin absolutely insane and evil for fuck all
August 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
quit your job

join my dnd group
August 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
teen wolf would have been way better if allison had been the wolf that bit scott
August 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i can’t keep fumbling these emo boys 🧎‍♀️‍➡️
August 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
fuck!
August 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
if i was in the hunger games i simply would have blown myself up before the countdown
August 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
kim davis you ugly bitch i hope your hair falls out
August 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM