alice 🐁
@aobeldam.bsky.social
dour and sparse | prophet, fool, cunt
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alice 🐁
@aobeldam.bsky.social
· Dec 29
i need to be within arms reach of a wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich at all times
being cozy will cure me
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
being cozy will cure me
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i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds
crying about the queens of fennbirn again
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
crying about the queens of fennbirn again
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i was raised on mouse’s milk
June 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i was raised on mouse’s milk
i’m just a pretty object to be adored and admired, but i’m forced to work like a common toad
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i’m just a pretty object to be adored and admired, but i’m forced to work like a common toad
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beautiful women want to exsanguinate me
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
beautiful women want to exsanguinate me
i see you’re having an issue with our business. would yelling at the overworked employee on the phone, the day before christmas eve help you feel better?
December 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i see you’re having an issue with our business. would yelling at the overworked employee on the phone, the day before christmas eve help you feel better?
it’s very important for a young woman’s development to break down in tears at least once a day
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it’s very important for a young woman’s development to break down in tears at least once a day
the very next day! the very next day
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the very next day! the very next day
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
i would join the hivemind, i can’t deny it
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i would join the hivemind, i can’t deny it
don’t talk to me about calories or protein or nutrients. i’ll starve myself if i hear anything about food again
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
don’t talk to me about calories or protein or nutrients. i’ll starve myself if i hear anything about food again
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i think i’d like to be torn asunder by dogs
August 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i think i’d like to be torn asunder by dogs
someone has to stop Big Pussy!
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
someone has to stop Big Pussy!
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don’t catch me in the car when the glee comes on
May 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
don’t catch me in the car when the glee comes on
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i hope t*ylor sw*ft gets divorced
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i hope t*ylor sw*ft gets divorced
i don’t WANT to be a miserable cunt. but the world does i guess
October 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i don’t WANT to be a miserable cunt. but the world does i guess
“traditional american values” and it’s just racism and misogyny
September 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“traditional american values” and it’s just racism and misogyny
look under a rock. there’s the new voice in politics
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
look under a rock. there’s the new voice in politics