Anton Cancre
@antoncancre.bsky.social
Just this guy, you know.
You think that's bad? Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.
April 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You think that's bad? Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.
Oh god. I just made myself a whiskey Dr pepper, but didn't pay attention and used the pickle juice whisky. Oof.
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh god. I just made myself a whiskey Dr pepper, but didn't pay attention and used the pickle juice whisky. Oof.
Today fucking sucks.
THis month fucking sucks.
This year fucking sucks.
GODDAMIT!
THis month fucking sucks.
This year fucking sucks.
GODDAMIT!
March 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Today fucking sucks.
THis month fucking sucks.
This year fucking sucks.
GODDAMIT!
THis month fucking sucks.
This year fucking sucks.
GODDAMIT!
I fucking loved The Unmothers. Quiet, slow burn horror that isn't afraid to be weird. GET ON THIS!
There's an ebook special on Unmothers right now through 3/30! Get it at your favorite ebooks eshop!
March 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I fucking loved The Unmothers. Quiet, slow burn horror that isn't afraid to be weird. GET ON THIS!
Depressed as fuck lately, but I appreciate the @midnightpals.bsky.social podcast for cheering me up some. You are some light in this ugly world.
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes
March 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Depressed as fuck lately, but I appreciate the @midnightpals.bsky.social podcast for cheering me up some. You are some light in this ugly world.
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes
midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes
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my big advice for small presses and self-pubbed authors right now is to stop relying on mega corporations like amazon. get those personal websites up, along with webstores. push pre-orders to platforms you can control. keep it as DIY as possible.
February 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
my big advice for small presses and self-pubbed authors right now is to stop relying on mega corporations like amazon. get those personal websites up, along with webstores. push pre-orders to platforms you can control. keep it as DIY as possible.
I suck at promotion, but I made this thing. @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social did the cover art. @axtxrnxm.bsky.social made some cool ass drawerings inside.
It is filled with anger at people treating other people like things.
Maybe buy and give me monies?
It is filled with anger at people treating other people like things.
Maybe buy and give me monies?
March 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I suck at promotion, but I made this thing. @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social did the cover art. @axtxrnxm.bsky.social made some cool ass drawerings inside.
It is filled with anger at people treating other people like things.
Maybe buy and give me monies?
It is filled with anger at people treating other people like things.
Maybe buy and give me monies?
I wont ever turn down some nice breast meat in my mouth, but we all know that the thighs are significantly juicier and tastier. #chickensky
March 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I wont ever turn down some nice breast meat in my mouth, but we all know that the thighs are significantly juicier and tastier. #chickensky
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love boneless wings :3
Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?
February 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?
A beautiful little rim is imperative on valentines day. If you really love the person, give them a beautiful little rim.
-mike mgtv
-mike mgtv
February 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A beautiful little rim is imperative on valentines day. If you really love the person, give them a beautiful little rim.
-mike mgtv
-mike mgtv
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This is out today!!! Grateful for all you spicy people who have preordered, rated, reviewed and shared! Grab a copy if you like your horror hot! Big thanks to @clashbooks.bsky.social for taking a chance on this.
amzn.to/4h8825e
bit.ly/4bO0Sk9
amzn.to/4h8825e
bit.ly/4bO0Sk9
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is out today!!! Grateful for all you spicy people who have preordered, rated, reviewed and shared! Grab a copy if you like your horror hot! Big thanks to @clashbooks.bsky.social for taking a chance on this.
amzn.to/4h8825e
bit.ly/4bO0Sk9
amzn.to/4h8825e
bit.ly/4bO0Sk9
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It's Tuesday
I should post a joke or a pun here about mummies, but I haven't had enough coffee yet to think of it
I should post a joke or a pun here about mummies, but I haven't had enough coffee yet to think of it
![In a world of "allies"
[Scene from The Mummy with Brendan Fraser pointing a gun while a man behind him holds his up in the air as if giving up]
Be an accomplice.
[Scene from The Mummy where Brendan Fraser is standing with two other characters from the movie, united & ready to fight]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcvpjkdcsdotgvcgdf6epyoe/bafkreiclpwtphy5tpxbfjfnqfdlk5frcijogzgntzm4rtbuc6t2hcqrjwi@jpeg)
February 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's Tuesday
I should post a joke or a pun here about mummies, but I haven't had enough coffee yet to think of it
I should post a joke or a pun here about mummies, but I haven't had enough coffee yet to think of it
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“It makes it so that people who are living here undocumented in Allentown and are not committing crimes can live without fear of themselves and their family members being rounded up,” Allentown council member Ce-Ce Gerlach, who sponsored the legislation, told the @penncapital-star.com.
Allentown Adopts Policy of Non-collaboration with ICE as Part of Welcoming City Movement | Seven Pennsylvania municipalities have received Welcoming America certification for pro-immigrant policies, reports @penncapital-star.com. buckscountybeacon.com/2025/02/alle...
Allentown Adopts Policy of Non-collaboration with ICE as Part of Welcoming City Movement - Bucks County Beacon
Seven Pennsylvania municipalities have received Welcoming America certification for pro-immigrant policies.
buckscountybeacon.com
February 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“It makes it so that people who are living here undocumented in Allentown and are not committing crimes can live without fear of themselves and their family members being rounded up,” Allentown council member Ce-Ce Gerlach, who sponsored the legislation, told the @penncapital-star.com.
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we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets
"well as long as it's age appropriate" no fuck you guys actually, i read adult books when i was 12 and now i'm weird as hell, as i SHOULD be
February 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets
Hey, people who voted for Trump because you believed he was honestly interested in helping Israel...
How's that working for you now?
How's that working for you now?
February 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hey, people who voted for Trump because you believed he was honestly interested in helping Israel...
How's that working for you now?
How's that working for you now?
This seems like a job for the guy who wrote about sucking dry mummy cock!!!!
Submissions are now open for our Modern Mummies anthology, so send in your stories today! www.cateyepress.com/submissions
February 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This seems like a job for the guy who wrote about sucking dry mummy cock!!!!
Hey. @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social 's berfdey today. Buy one of her books or send her cute pictures of mushrooms and cats.
Happy birthday, Betty.
Happy birthday, Betty.
February 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey. @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social 's berfdey today. Buy one of her books or send her cute pictures of mushrooms and cats.
Happy birthday, Betty.
Happy birthday, Betty.
Saying that everyone dies alone is much easier to face intellectually than when looking down the barrel of it.
February 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Saying that everyone dies alone is much easier to face intellectually than when looking down the barrel of it.
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why cant IM IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT be the book that comes true?
when i wrote BURY YOUR GAYS generative ai was not really a thing. publication takes a year to set up and when it came out i thought 'dang this is relevant.' now with LUCKY DAY theres so much about a government agency without guard rails and i just think 'dang is it dangerous for me to write horror?'
February 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
why cant IM IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT be the book that comes true?
Today I started carving out my own space in a house where I am unwelcome.
February 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Today I started carving out my own space in a house where I am unwelcome.
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Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
It's a perfect day to throw back your head and kiss it all goodbye.
February 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's a perfect day to throw back your head and kiss it all goodbye.
Political neutrality is taking a side when the politics are in regards to someone's right to exist. If you profess neutrality in these situations, you don't get to say you love the people that are affected.
February 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Political neutrality is taking a side when the politics are in regards to someone's right to exist. If you profess neutrality in these situations, you don't get to say you love the people that are affected.
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My fellow Canadians! Did you know our trans friends in the US can't seek asylum in Canada despite their lives being in danger in their home country right now? Welp there is a petition you can sign to help change that! www.momentumcanada.net/pathways?rec...
Sign the petition: Canada must update travel guidance and create clear, accessible pathways for trans refugees
Sign the petition: Sign the petition: Canada must update travel guidance and create clear, accessible pathways for trans refugees
www.momentumcanada.net
February 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My fellow Canadians! Did you know our trans friends in the US can't seek asylum in Canada despite their lives being in danger in their home country right now? Welp there is a petition you can sign to help change that! www.momentumcanada.net/pathways?rec...