This year I'm going to take everything I learned last year, reflect on it, and basically make the same cockups again.

But I'll make sure to do them in a different order so nobody gets bored.

Can't we do something more ethical?

I want an indestructible gameboy, but I'd be far happier if we just coaxed the designer of the Nokia 3310 out of retirement and got them to work their magic.

As far as I know (not a lawyer, recent Dutch citizen) what was happening was completely legal and he was within his rights to film there.

I'm guessing that's why the security guard backed down as fast as he did - he was trying to imply he had a right that he really didn't.

Congratulations! You've actually found what I believe to be the first instance of a politician *literally* talking bollocks.

As opposed to figuratively, which is normal...

Also: Google AI tells me this is fake, but it's blatantly there at truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

So it's not just me who finds trying to make a decent ladder a pain in the arse?

Suddenly I feel less bad about it...

Not true.

It was actually the extra copies of ET they couldn't fit into the burial site at Alamogordo.

Maybe I should've started with the last step, then i would've realised that there was absolutely nothing wrong and then grabbed a cup of tea and carried on with my life...

I know that pain...

Them:'You don't remember my name? Am I a joke to you?'
Me: <list all their likes, dislikes, ambitions, phobias, allergies and a thousand other piece of trivia related to them>
Them: 'I can't believe you forgot my name...'

Never had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of this sentence, but I have experienced 'now just add single player', which works out just as well to be honest...

Reminds me that I need to dig out my work-in-progress port and finish it.

It's rough but playable, so I guess it should tidy it up during the wet dark months...

My 'favourite' was the person who said on facebook that I only voted remain during Brexit because I'm one of the elite who had more opportunities and went to a better school than he did.

We were in the same class for 5 years and shared a table in most classes...

Their power comes from any fear they can cause.

That would make pointing and laughing at them a pretty good defence.