Antioch the Birthday Spider
@antiochthespider.bsky.social
I feed on birthday cake and children’s wishes
Remembering when @edsbs.bsky.social said the eagles were the smartest team in the nfl because they drafted him.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Remembering when @edsbs.bsky.social said the eagles were the smartest team in the nfl because they drafted him.
Dems who have advantage and power but did/do nothing with it? Who saw that coming
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dems who have advantage and power but did/do nothing with it? Who saw that coming
Please lord, don’t let us have Kyler Murray
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Please lord, don’t let us have Kyler Murray
I love joker
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I love joker
Not much of a stat hawk, but those seem like really good numbers on his shot selection
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Not much of a stat hawk, but those seem like really good numbers on his shot selection
Pretty sweet
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Pretty sweet
Thanks!
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Thanks!
Not to be snarky, but can you explain why Mahomes? I just can’t see it over Stafford first and Darnell’s second based on how much they are carrying those teams.
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Not to be snarky, but can you explain why Mahomes? I just can’t see it over Stafford first and Darnell’s second based on how much they are carrying those teams.
Me:”I’m feeling depressed and disconnected from people, maybe I should talk to someone”
Insurance company: “That sounds too expensive, have you thought about getting generalized health advice from our poorly trained Grok Ai? It can also tell you how to make pizza that ONLY white people will like”
Insurance company: “That sounds too expensive, have you thought about getting generalized health advice from our poorly trained Grok Ai? It can also tell you how to make pizza that ONLY white people will like”
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Me:”I’m feeling depressed and disconnected from people, maybe I should talk to someone”
Insurance company: “That sounds too expensive, have you thought about getting generalized health advice from our poorly trained Grok Ai? It can also tell you how to make pizza that ONLY white people will like”
Insurance company: “That sounds too expensive, have you thought about getting generalized health advice from our poorly trained Grok Ai? It can also tell you how to make pizza that ONLY white people will like”
“The Paper of Record“ reporting on what really matters to us all, mentally Ill people we can draw attention to while also printing stories about “Did women ruin the workplace?”
This is not journalism, it’s useless think pieces
This is not journalism, it’s useless think pieces
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“The Paper of Record“ reporting on what really matters to us all, mentally Ill people we can draw attention to while also printing stories about “Did women ruin the workplace?”
This is not journalism, it’s useless think pieces
This is not journalism, it’s useless think pieces
It did. But then I watched every episode of ”The West Wing“ and thought it would be better if we met in the middle and presented no opinion at all for the sake of the American people. Then I watched Ted Lasso and started to believe in human goodness. And then I watch breaking bad and started meth
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It did. But then I watched every episode of ”The West Wing“ and thought it would be better if we met in the middle and presented no opinion at all for the sake of the American people. Then I watched Ted Lasso and started to believe in human goodness. And then I watch breaking bad and started meth
Any chance you can grab some of the Teen Vouge staff that got laid off and expand?
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Any chance you can grab some of the Teen Vouge staff that got laid off and expand?
Your opinion shows up on my feed without me asking for it, So I respond to it and it shows up on yours. You and I didn’t ask for it, but here we are.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Your opinion shows up on my feed without me asking for it, So I respond to it and it shows up on yours. You and I didn’t ask for it, but here we are.
I watch Spidey and his amazing friends with my son and I am constantly telling him that he needs to analyze the political motivations and actions of all the characters - if he starts smiling or singing the songs I turn it off because entertainment is not to be enjoyed, only CoOpted for my politics
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I watch Spidey and his amazing friends with my son and I am constantly telling him that he needs to analyze the political motivations and actions of all the characters - if he starts smiling or singing the songs I turn it off because entertainment is not to be enjoyed, only CoOpted for my politics
Or, hot take - watch TV to enjoy it as it is and stop trying to apply it to real life because these are fiction people in a fictional city that show fictional problems
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Or, hot take - watch TV to enjoy it as it is and stop trying to apply it to real life because these are fiction people in a fictional city that show fictional problems
Luke 10:8 “When you enter a town and are welcomed, eat what is offered to you.“
Nowhere in the context or surrounding verses of this does the bible say the town/person has to be Christian. Only that you are “welcomed”. So if anyone invites you into their house kindly, go and enjoy as Christ says
Nowhere in the context or surrounding verses of this does the bible say the town/person has to be Christian. Only that you are “welcomed”. So if anyone invites you into their house kindly, go and enjoy as Christ says
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Luke 10:8 “When you enter a town and are welcomed, eat what is offered to you.“
Nowhere in the context or surrounding verses of this does the bible say the town/person has to be Christian. Only that you are “welcomed”. So if anyone invites you into their house kindly, go and enjoy as Christ says
Nowhere in the context or surrounding verses of this does the bible say the town/person has to be Christian. Only that you are “welcomed”. So if anyone invites you into their house kindly, go and enjoy as Christ says
I think Christ himself would be upset if someone passed on a good brisket
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I think Christ himself would be upset if someone passed on a good brisket
Now imaging Sam having Horton open as option #3 on the field currently, and Coop coming back as a quick slot fit . There Is a lot to be excited about
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Now imaging Sam having Horton open as option #3 on the field currently, and Coop coming back as a quick slot fit . There Is a lot to be excited about
Can someone please overlay some fast banjo music over this?
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Can someone please overlay some fast banjo music over this?
well that's just great. Now China is going to beat us in renewable energy AND Kentucky friend chicken
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
well that's just great. Now China is going to beat us in renewable energy AND Kentucky friend chicken
He blocked me because I told him it was cute he had time to tweet at a football writer instead of ruining a dinner party trying to get people to “wake up” - I just wanted to support his life choices
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
He blocked me because I told him it was cute he had time to tweet at a football writer instead of ruining a dinner party trying to get people to “wake up” - I just wanted to support his life choices