Antioch the Birthday Spider
antiochthespider.bsky.social
Antioch the Birthday Spider
@antiochthespider.bsky.social
I feed on birthday cake and children’s wishes
This candy bar walked so yours could run Mike
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
@killermikep.bsky.social you’ve always been my favorite Santa
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My wife made kraughtburgers. I desire nothing else - it is to dinner what chick-fil-a biscuits are to breakfast
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m sorry, I talked to my wife and we apparently are not allowed to get a dog for 3 more months because that will screw up the dog that just got out of training according to our trainer - but I do offer proof as an apology
September 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
January 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM