antigone.bsky.social
antigone.bsky.social
@antigone.bsky.social
My mother is staying with me this weekend

I may never find all of the things she's rearranged
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Update on the cow: An employee moved it to the correct bin. It's $50.

Alas, poor Mr. MacFluff
Stop me from buying this giant stuffed highland cow
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
2 at best
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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This seems like a maliciously put headline to make people feel a certain way.

Wikipedia is not partaking in generative AI. They are making AI companies and scrappers having to pay for training their modules off wikipedia texts. And having an AI (not that ai) tasked with updating dead links.
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Stop me from buying this giant stuffed highland cow
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Verdigris
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Every semester when I talk about how the Roosevelt Corollary led to an invasion of (insert Latin country of your choice, including Venezuela), there's always at least one student who'll say right out loud something like "how was that our business?"

I hope they know I'm thinking of them today
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
My god, how do you choose? Here's one:
youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4?...
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Marriage
Hope
Friends

. . .
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
But they were all of them deceived, for Tiny Tim did NOT die . . .
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Something you don't know (unless you've traveled with me): I can't stand to feel my clothes, it is Bad and I Hate It. But I work very hard to be brave and normal about it.

but today

I had a Hole in my Sock
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Peanut butter does not belong in no-bake cookies
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Getting pretty fucking tired of academic administration trying to push AI on us/push us to "teach our students how to use AI ethically" motherfucker our students get frustrated when they have to read a paragraph and you think having a machine do it for them is going to help them succeed?
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Years ago, I told some younger person that Bill Clinton had so much damn charisma he could have pulled like half the planet.

Bet they believe me now.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
@izzybeth.bsky.social Happy Birthday
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Do not stand in the middle. Not of the street, the sidewalk, the aisle, the whatever. People have places to go. Plaster yourself to the wall and let us get past you.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Grazer is losing in the semifinals, guys, we need to pull it together: explore.org/fat-bear-week
Fat Bear Week 2025
Fat Bear Week 2025
explore.org
September 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That feeling when you're just reading the news and find a former teacher writing for The Guardian, nbd: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Russia’s provocations are menacing Nato. The cold war shows how it needs to respond | Sergey Radchenko
Despite the cost of shooting down fighter jets and drones, small skirmishes remind both sides of the dangers of escalation, says academic Sergey Radchenko
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's just a family tradition
September 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Torqued the heck out of my hip somehow, so now every time I sit down I make Michael Jackson noises
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
September 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's not quite done, but I'm pretty happy with it
August 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Mr. Mom, Multiplicity, Batman, Much Ado About Nothing (he was terrible, but idc)
Without saying Beetlejuice, fav Michael Keaton Film?
August 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM