TFW you are winning a debate

So sweaty I feel like I pissed myself

#weather #humor #planetearth #earthhumor

Fellas, you ever sit around and wonder why Brad Douriff was never cast as Dracula?

There should be more farting in movies

I realize I'm being a full on hater but do we have to do the whole Ozzy thing? We already did this for his his sitting on the shower chair farewell. No one has been as appreciated during his life and not gone-too-soon than Ozzy.

Oh you're a poet. So post pictures of piles of books on Instagram?

Fuck these pieces of shit

Having a new pope this early is kind of a bummer cause it means less greedy peasant conclave videos

I'm 15 minutes into Zero Day. Are we supposed to think it's an inside job or am I just the smartest boy?

This moment in history is so stupid cause we're literally just Germany 1936 except the Nazis are desperate for everyone to think they're funny

So you insane for Biden to reference the military industrial complex in his farewell speech after gifting billions to Israel for no real reason whatsoever

Extreme reverse schadenfreude for people in the south who love seeing snow. You did not earn liking snow

In order to not be surprised by current events I practice an exercise called "what's the stupidest thing that could happen". This has helped me correctly pick the republican presidential nominee before the end of the race many times.

So anyways, prepare for 2nd pandemic during a trump presidency ✌️

I bet Moo Deng would be delicious

Creamy shits to you all

I love sci fi. Can you imagine?

The worst part about summer is sweating in the bathroom while you take a shit