What’s this? Oh, nothing. Just @microsoft.com desperate for you to give up your privacy they’re running the same #ad back to back. #copilot needs to die. 3 minutes of the same 30 second ad playing over and over. Not only that, but it’s such a stupid ad that I’m less inclined than ever to try it.

This is the problem with engagement-driven commerce. I don’t want my news “curated”, #apple. I just want to see what I want to see. On the upside, now I’ve freed up a couple extra dollars since every month and still get to refuse more #enshitification #AI.

Dear Jeff “I’m a massive #cunt with dick-shaped #rockets” #Bezos,

Your company is killing the planet. #Datamining, buying information….I do indeed take meds for blood pressure. But shit like this is why I REFUSE to use ANY service #amazon offers. #fuckyou Bezos. I hope you eat a bullet.

Thanks to the former #satellite imagery company #Maxar for switching to a pointless one. Sorry #vantor but all this email is is an excuse for me to save money. Thanks for not auto-placing me in your mailing list, I won’t be resubscribing, nor will I be spending any further money on your company.

That’s my hometown!

I don’t watch YouTube because I’d sooner eat a bullet than use a single #google service and I have a personal hatred of #fucktardface (the face YouTubers make in the preview pictures on their videos while begging for attention) and now it’s on the news. Remember when @wsj.com was serious?