remember when everyone made fun of Duchene because he looked like his horse just died instead of making fun of him for showing up at photo day with Cosmo Kramer’s haircut

Im about to offer this bar $25,000 for this painting of Kermit the Frog and Mean Gene Okerlund

and now,

Jordan Binnington gets carried to glory at the Gary Bettman Invitational and now he’s a media darling

why does this bird look like Richard Mulligan in babes in toyland

im rooting for the eagles for these two men and these two men alone

ah, the best laid Yzerplans of Yzermice and Yzermen

the only remaining magic of the internet is the magic that allows you to get stoned and almost seamlessly execute on making your stream of consciousness spring to life

one cool feature of the Blues winter classic jerseys you won’t see until gameday is the special built-in diaper panel in the goalie pants to keep doo doo and ka ka off the ice during this nationally televised premium event

M. Rantanen Snap ASS