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if Artturi Lehkonen accidentally spilled hot soup in my lap I’d sit real still and let him finish it if he wanted
May 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
if Artturi Lehkonen accidentally spilled hot soup in my lap I’d sit real still and let him finish it if he wanted
hot take: Rantanen is getting too many boos, and Duchene is not getting enough boos
May 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
hot take: Rantanen is getting too many boos, and Duchene is not getting enough boos
Charlie Coyle doing a 10:30pm D league turnover in a playoff game, not a big deal
May 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Charlie Coyle doing a 10:30pm D league turnover in a playoff game, not a big deal
if Brock Nelson has any honor he will commit hockey seppuku and re-sign with the Islanders
April 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
if Brock Nelson has any honor he will commit hockey seppuku and re-sign with the Islanders
Connor Hellabroke
April 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Connor Hellabroke
get stoned and watch a loop of the swedish chef dancing around the kitchen to “kids” by mgmt
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
get stoned and watch a loop of the swedish chef dancing around the kitchen to “kids” by mgmt
good, we didn’t deserve to win that game. Play dickhead hockey win dickhead prizes
April 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
good, we didn’t deserve to win that game. Play dickhead hockey win dickhead prizes
they should make Brock Nelson buy a ticket to get into game 4
April 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
they should make Brock Nelson buy a ticket to get into game 4
remember when everyone made fun of Duchene because he looked like his horse just died instead of making fun of him for showing up at photo day with Cosmo Kramer’s haircut
April 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
remember when everyone made fun of Duchene because he looked like his horse just died instead of making fun of him for showing up at photo day with Cosmo Kramer’s haircut
Jamie Benn uses a spoon to eat pizza
April 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Jamie Benn uses a spoon to eat pizza
brb setting my entire neighborhood on fire
April 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
brb setting my entire neighborhood on fire
It’s been 25 years in the Dallas arena and they still haven’t moved the camera angle higher so the hyuk-hyuks in the lower bowl don’t block half the ice standing late in games and in OT
April 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It’s been 25 years in the Dallas arena and they still haven’t moved the camera angle higher so the hyuk-hyuks in the lower bowl don’t block half the ice standing late in games and in OT
I really missed my skeleton trying to turn my skin inside out at 1 AM hoping someone wearing the right colors puts a rubber thing in a net
April 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I really missed my skeleton trying to turn my skin inside out at 1 AM hoping someone wearing the right colors puts a rubber thing in a net
Wonderful to have a Drury on the roster in the playoffs again
April 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Wonderful to have a Drury on the roster in the playoffs again
it took Steve Yzerman 14 years and half the Soviet Olympic team to win a cup as a player, once someone tells him the USSR no longer exists im sure he will figure out a backup Yzerplan
Red Wings’ Dylan Larkin disappointed that team didn’t do more at NHL Trade Deadline
Red Wings’ Dylan Larkin disappointed that team didn’t do more at NHL Trade Deadline
The Red Wings were very quiet at the deadline, missing the playoffs for the ninth straight season.
www.dailyfaceoff.com
April 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
it took Steve Yzerman 14 years and half the Soviet Olympic team to win a cup as a player, once someone tells him the USSR no longer exists im sure he will figure out a backup Yzerplan
if the Hurricanes hadn’t traded for Logan Stankoven the score would be 1-1 right now but they did
April 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
if the Hurricanes hadn’t traded for Logan Stankoven the score would be 1-1 right now but they did
I said “yep” when asked if I have a massive stiffy right now
Bednar said 'yep' when asked if Landeskog could be an option in this series.
April 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I said “yep” when asked if I have a massive stiffy right now
Teddy Blueger is the villain in Temu Nightmare On Elm Street
April 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Teddy Blueger is the villain in Temu Nightmare On Elm Street
wow just felt it move
Gabriel Landeskog has been loaned to the Colorado Eagles (AHL) on a conditioning assignment.
April 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
wow just felt it move
Akira Shidd
April 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Akira Shidd
if I have to see Keaton Middleton more than two times in the next three months im going to screw lightbulbs into my eyeballs and make them flash on and off like a jukebox
April 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
if I have to see Keaton Middleton more than two times in the next three months im going to screw lightbulbs into my eyeballs and make them flash on and off like a jukebox
I’d pay Artturi Lehkonen $200 a day to send me a good morning text
April 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’d pay Artturi Lehkonen $200 a day to send me a good morning text
Im about to offer this bar $25,000 for this painting of Kermit the Frog and Mean Gene Okerlund
March 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Im about to offer this bar $25,000 for this painting of Kermit the Frog and Mean Gene Okerlund
Avs need to hire someone to chaperone Nichushkin through the playoffs to make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid, bonus points if it’s someone funny and they make a movie out of it. Like Rick Moranis or Wayne Brady
March 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Avs need to hire someone to chaperone Nichushkin through the playoffs to make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid, bonus points if it’s someone funny and they make a movie out of it. Like Rick Moranis or Wayne Brady