Anthony Pittore
@anthonypittore.me
then: disabled navy vet || former NSA intel || ex-poker pro ||
now: spooky/scary || writer/producer || he/him
There's only one type of tent I'd invite Majorie Taylor Greene under.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
There's only one type of tent I'd invite Majorie Taylor Greene under.
Just ran into a couple myself walking my dog!
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Just ran into a couple myself walking my dog!
There's a Bigfoot Museum in Portland! Technically it's a Cryptozoology Museum, but mostly Bigfoot theming.
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
There's a Bigfoot Museum in Portland! Technically it's a Cryptozoology Museum, but mostly Bigfoot theming.
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
Lots of "sightings" in Maine. I'm convinced half of them are just from people seeing me on vacation.
cryptozoologymuseum.com
This would be unironically great if they still went by their original name
![Background information
Also known as
Sex Maggots (1985–1987)[1][2]
The Goo Goo Dolls (1998–2007)[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cqskpb2f4wwez6q54dl73qnz/bafkreihjy4dy5hujcfdfygvk6xmrwk5ixluh4prh36bnznkdc4swqo2eua@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This would be unironically great if they still went by their original name
Mass Blackout
Nov 25 - Dec 2
Nov 25 - Dec 2
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mass Blackout
Nov 25 - Dec 2
Nov 25 - Dec 2
![“In today’s current climate, when every whisper of a misplaced hand brings down a feature length film, anyone who actually thinks the military is purposefully covering up rape to save the career of some god damn [captain], is clearly both an idiot and junior enough in rank or life experience to think it matters,” Platner posted at the time.
In the comment section of another post titled “shorts that prevent you from being raped,” Platner urged people to “take some responsibility for themselves” and “not get so f----d up they wind up having sex with someone they don’t mean to.”
“You make a choice to consume enough of a substance to lose your self control. So if you don’t want to be in a comprising situation, act like an adult for f---s sake,” Platner wrote. “Rape is a real thing, if you’re so worried about it to buy Kevlar underwear you’d think you might not get blacked out f----d up around people you aren’t comfortable with.”
The Washington Post first reported the comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cqskpb2f4wwez6q54dl73qnz/bafkreidke2gzqvzoncykoesogwwjyzklaqfekkxyhma3fjyy2jxscrteje@jpeg)
October 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
They could have a crossover with Spooderman.
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
They could have a crossover with Spooderman.
Hey #scriptsky, Peacock just released a new documentary about legendary comedy writer Jim Downey.
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
October 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Hey #scriptsky, Peacock just released a new documentary about legendary comedy writer Jim Downey.
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
It's fantastic, even if Jim himself claims "there's nothing the general public hates more than looking at or listening to a writer talk."
Interesting that he views two sharp points on his head as a "crown" and not the horns that I saw:
October 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Interesting that he views two sharp points on his head as a "crown" and not the horns that I saw:
Add it to the list of scam "festivals" run by Allison & Matthew Toffolo.
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Add it to the list of scam "festivals" run by Allison & Matthew Toffolo.
Antifa Book Club, 1945
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Antifa Book Club, 1945
Apparently Alfred Hitchcock was instrumental in bringing the hostages home.
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Apparently Alfred Hitchcock was instrumental in bringing the hostages home.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
He's doing the Lisa meme in real life
September 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He's doing the Lisa meme in real life
GOOD NEWS!
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
GOOD NEWS!
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.
Turns out we're only in the 2nd worst timeline, because the real worst timeline would not have Rick Moranis returning for Spaceballs 2.
Hmm, my religion disagrees.
I should point out, my religion is based entirely on 1989's All Dogs Go to Heaven.
I should point out, my religion is based entirely on 1989's All Dogs Go to Heaven.
September 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Hmm, my religion disagrees.
I should point out, my religion is based entirely on 1989's All Dogs Go to Heaven.
I should point out, my religion is based entirely on 1989's All Dogs Go to Heaven.
Just gonna post this very real Charlie Kirk quote for no particular reason whatsoever
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just gonna post this very real Charlie Kirk quote for no particular reason whatsoever
Another scam screenwriting contest run by the Toffolos for the list
August 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Another scam screenwriting contest run by the Toffolos for the list
Another scam screenwriting contest run by the Toffolos.
Add it to the list. There are more.
Add it to the list. There are more.
August 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Another scam screenwriting contest run by the Toffolos.
Add it to the list. There are more.
Add it to the list. There are more.
Campfire Tales (1997) would fit right into that bunch
August 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Campfire Tales (1997) would fit right into that bunch
The OG Cracker Barrel didn't have any old dude on it either
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The OG Cracker Barrel didn't have any old dude on it either
My TS/SCI is still active. Hurts a little not to be on Tulsi's blacklist.
I worked with a few of these names though. They were ethical and hardworking, so it makes sense they can't work for Trump.
I worked with a few of these names though. They were ethical and hardworking, so it makes sense they can't work for Trump.
August 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My TS/SCI is still active. Hurts a little not to be on Tulsi's blacklist.
I worked with a few of these names though. They were ethical and hardworking, so it makes sense they can't work for Trump.
I worked with a few of these names though. They were ethical and hardworking, so it makes sense they can't work for Trump.