Anthony Pittore
@anthonypittore.me
then: disabled navy vet || former NSA intel || ex-poker pro ||
now: spooky/scary || writer/producer || he/him
So glad I changed party to DSA.
The Democratic Party is nothing more than a pathetic wing of MAGA.
The Democratic Party is nothing more than a pathetic wing of MAGA.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So glad I changed party to DSA.
The Democratic Party is nothing more than a pathetic wing of MAGA.
The Democratic Party is nothing more than a pathetic wing of MAGA.
They got what they wanted. They won one election night. Now they'll cave for 10 months and do it again next election cycle.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
They got what they wanted. They won one election night. Now they'll cave for 10 months and do it again next election cycle.
If I could raccoon-proof my house, I would.
But I know it would never work out. Instead, I just feed all the ones I can find.
But I know it would never work out. Instead, I just feed all the ones I can find.
a man sits on a bench surrounded by raccoons
Alt: a man sits on a bench surrounded by raccoons
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November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If I could raccoon-proof my house, I would.
But I know it would never work out. Instead, I just feed all the ones I can find.
But I know it would never work out. Instead, I just feed all the ones I can find.
Do you think I've been a single father for the entire time?
Are you aware of how children are created?
Also, you might be the only person aware that your account is meant to be comedic. Typically it's not if you have to self-identify as such, little bud.
Are you aware of how children are created?
Also, you might be the only person aware that your account is meant to be comedic. Typically it's not if you have to self-identify as such, little bud.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Do you think I've been a single father for the entire time?
Are you aware of how children are created?
Also, you might be the only person aware that your account is meant to be comedic. Typically it's not if you have to self-identify as such, little bud.
Are you aware of how children are created?
Also, you might be the only person aware that your account is meant to be comedic. Typically it's not if you have to self-identify as such, little bud.
I have 2 kids, ~3-year age gap. They do not come in every 5 minutes.
Especially if I ask for an house empty for 30-45 minutes if I have a Zoom meeting (single dad, my quiet time's for work not play).
They just like to play outside. And they also tend to follow along when I say it it's important.
Especially if I ask for an house empty for 30-45 minutes if I have a Zoom meeting (single dad, my quiet time's for work not play).
They just like to play outside. And they also tend to follow along when I say it it's important.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I have 2 kids, ~3-year age gap. They do not come in every 5 minutes.
Especially if I ask for an house empty for 30-45 minutes if I have a Zoom meeting (single dad, my quiet time's for work not play).
They just like to play outside. And they also tend to follow along when I say it it's important.
Especially if I ask for an house empty for 30-45 minutes if I have a Zoom meeting (single dad, my quiet time's for work not play).
They just like to play outside. And they also tend to follow along when I say it it's important.
Your kids aren't allowed to play outside?
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Your kids aren't allowed to play outside?
That's fine, then you wait until the oldest can distract the younger for an hour.
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That's fine, then you wait until the oldest can distract the younger for an hour.
Call him the Tin Man because that's what he spraypaints gold for all his chintzy decorations.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Call him the Tin Man because that's what he spraypaints gold for all his chintzy decorations.
The 22nd Amendment reads "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice." It has nothing to do with term limits. It's about elections.
If Trump's still alive, they will find a way to cancel the elections. It's not some hypothetical future power grab. It's right now.
If Trump's still alive, they will find a way to cancel the elections. It's not some hypothetical future power grab. It's right now.
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The 22nd Amendment reads "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice." It has nothing to do with term limits. It's about elections.
If Trump's still alive, they will find a way to cancel the elections. It's not some hypothetical future power grab. It's right now.
If Trump's still alive, they will find a way to cancel the elections. It's not some hypothetical future power grab. It's right now.
But, that's not what it's about.
They have no intentions to change the Constitution. MAGA leadership knows that's not going to happen and would be a fool's errand.
Their real plan has nothing to do with electing to a 3rd term. It's all in the wording of the current amendment.
They have no intentions to change the Constitution. MAGA leadership knows that's not going to happen and would be a fool's errand.
Their real plan has nothing to do with electing to a 3rd term. It's all in the wording of the current amendment.
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
But, that's not what it's about.
They have no intentions to change the Constitution. MAGA leadership knows that's not going to happen and would be a fool's errand.
Their real plan has nothing to do with electing to a 3rd term. It's all in the wording of the current amendment.
They have no intentions to change the Constitution. MAGA leadership knows that's not going to happen and would be a fool's errand.
Their real plan has nothing to do with electing to a 3rd term. It's all in the wording of the current amendment.
Note: This also includes Bill not lasting out this term. He doesn't seem to be doing much better than the Chomo in Chief.
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Note: This also includes Bill not lasting out this term. He doesn't seem to be doing much better than the Chomo in Chief.
That's why I wouldn't be all that worried if they made a play to allow presidents to run a third term.
Trump's heart won't last that long so the only people eligible would be Obama and George W (who lost his puppeteer).
Trump's heart won't last that long so the only people eligible would be Obama and George W (who lost his puppeteer).
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That's why I wouldn't be all that worried if they made a play to allow presidents to run a third term.
Trump's heart won't last that long so the only people eligible would be Obama and George W (who lost his puppeteer).
Trump's heart won't last that long so the only people eligible would be Obama and George W (who lost his puppeteer).
I would assume I'm in the new SMILE sequel and start fighting red-shirts.
a woman wearing a plaid shirt with tigers on it smiles in front of a sign that says smile
Alt: Smile woman from the movie Smile, smiling
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November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I would assume I'm in the new SMILE sequel and start fighting red-shirts.
Hi, Montgomery County native here.
I'm breaking the first rule, but we are world-renowned for our child fight clubs. People come from all over to watch little kids stomp the shit out of each other.
Hang on, I'm learning I invented that lie just like that woman's tweet.
I'm breaking the first rule, but we are world-renowned for our child fight clubs. People come from all over to watch little kids stomp the shit out of each other.
Hang on, I'm learning I invented that lie just like that woman's tweet.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hi, Montgomery County native here.
I'm breaking the first rule, but we are world-renowned for our child fight clubs. People come from all over to watch little kids stomp the shit out of each other.
Hang on, I'm learning I invented that lie just like that woman's tweet.
I'm breaking the first rule, but we are world-renowned for our child fight clubs. People come from all over to watch little kids stomp the shit out of each other.
Hang on, I'm learning I invented that lie just like that woman's tweet.
As a native son of MoCo, we are either always about to start a rush-hour commute or have just returned from one.
We have no time for bullshit like that.
We have no time for bullshit like that.
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
As a native son of MoCo, we are either always about to start a rush-hour commute or have just returned from one.
We have no time for bullshit like that.
We have no time for bullshit like that.
Annie Wilkes (I'm her #1 fan)
Laurie Strode
Sidney Prescott
Laurie Strode
Sidney Prescott
a woman says " i 'm your number one fan " while looking down
Alt: Annie Wilkes " I'm your number one fan " while looking down
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November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Annie Wilkes (I'm her #1 fan)
Laurie Strode
Sidney Prescott
Laurie Strode
Sidney Prescott
I am so happy, but not surprised, that the horror community rightfully saw that quote and reacted appropriately.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I am so happy, but not surprised, that the horror community rightfully saw that quote and reacted appropriately.
May I also add John Marcus "Scoot" McNairy
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
May I also add John Marcus "Scoot" McNairy
So that's where CDB comes from
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So that's where CDB comes from
Yeah, "not admitting you're Muslim to stop yourself from being murdered" is a lot different than lying to convert people.
Meanwhile, multiple Christian religions follow "lying for the lord," even if they pretend like they don't.
Meanwhile, multiple Christian religions follow "lying for the lord," even if they pretend like they don't.
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yeah, "not admitting you're Muslim to stop yourself from being murdered" is a lot different than lying to convert people.
Meanwhile, multiple Christian religions follow "lying for the lord," even if they pretend like they don't.
Meanwhile, multiple Christian religions follow "lying for the lord," even if they pretend like they don't.
I've gotten like five similar AI-powered screenwriting announcements in the past few days.
Can't wait for this bubble to burst already.
Can't wait for this bubble to burst already.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I've gotten like five similar AI-powered screenwriting announcements in the past few days.
Can't wait for this bubble to burst already.
Can't wait for this bubble to burst already.
Religion exists purely to persecute, to other, and to exclude.
Any positive side effects are not by design.
Any positive side effects are not by design.
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Religion exists purely to persecute, to other, and to exclude.
Any positive side effects are not by design.
Any positive side effects are not by design.