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THIS IS SATIRE AND A SKIT. PLEASE DO NOT USE US AS A LEGITIMATE NEWS SOURCE.

Learn all about the news in Antarctica and the Antarctic region.
First they came for the immigrants, and I did not speak out—because I was not an immigrant.
Then they came for the liberals, and I did not speak out—because I was not a liberal.
Then they came for the media, and I did not speak out—because I was not in the media.
September 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by Antarctic News
You know you've struck gold, when suggesting to @theresthistory.bsky.social that it's time to focus on Arctic explorers - that out of the 12 people who saw the comment, the Antarctic News is the only account to actually like it.

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August 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
BREAKING (satire) NEWS:

We are going bankrupt since there is no news today.
June 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
BREAKING (satire) NEWS:

Penguins start preparing for the upcoming trade war that has been paused by Donald Trump.
April 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
BREAKING (satire) NEWS:

Antarctic penguins sign treaty with Australian, South American, and South African penguins to defend and protect themselves from the threat of the United States of America.
April 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM