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Anser Delira
@anserdelira.bsky.social
Porch goose fan, classics major, bookworm.

I accidentally bought a shit ton of weed eater line. If you need a replacement for your Black & Decker string trimmer, DM me.
NW Houston.
This was a pic from the article I read. I think it’s the same one. I’m guessing women aren’t allowed in the water park. There’s multiple rollercoasters.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Palm Room now looks like a mausoleum. Getting Phantasm vibes.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My kid’s conch.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Someone created this image of how he could look with normal hair & human skin tone. If he needed to alter his appearance to go on the lam, just a haircut & clean skin would do pretty well for a start.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Here are two more tutorials to achieve his hairstyle, just because. He has a wife & 2 daughters who must have tried to make suggestions over the years. The rosacea would be better toned down with a green concealer.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Supposedly he does it himself. His hair too. Michael Cohen his former lawyer said when it’s wet it looks like Greg Allman’s hair, it’s so long. He wears the makeup to cover over his rosacea which you can see in some of the golfing photos.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Top part of the list is what my kid gave me last night for my grocery run this morning. I got everything right except the last item which I had to guess at. He mentioned hand sanitizer yesterday so I hoped it was that but apparently he wrote “Klondike Squares” (instead of Klondike Bars.)
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I actually went to a friend’s house and the fridge looked like this. I began to understand why they had so many health problems.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just saved it to try to rig up one for myself not knowing this is how it will happen. 😔
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The marriage will be presumed valid unless there was a defect present prior to wedding. That neither was Catholic at the time is not grounds for annulment. I was baptized post-divorce; ex not a Christian. That did not make the marriage invalid. This is from my paperwork.
November 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
There aren’t enough calories in a head of cauliflower to make a meal just of cauliflower. If you’re trying to make a meal out of a single vegetable, a russet potato with butter would have more calories. 5 lbs for $2.47 at HEB.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The church would consider his marriage to Usha valid despite her Hindu faith & him not being baptized at the time. So he would need other grounds for annulment. My marriage was a disaster so I almost checked all the boxes on the forms.
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My kid has one in his aquarium.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The Uninvited (1944) with Ray Milland. Very good ghost story.
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Here’s a still shot of the little crab. Mostly legs. Kid claims it’s peaceful.
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Imagine telling the new neighbor, “I have tasted your flesh.” My kid now has an arrow crab in the aquarium. Moved right in & started eating the peppermint shrimp’s shed exoskeleton.
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My Swatch has a naked lady on it. ( • )( • )
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Everything in the world began with a yes. One molecule said yes to another molecule and life was born. - Clarice Lispector
October 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The article mentions the involvement of The Weston Price Foundation, an RFK Jr. ally, which advises new parents to feed infants a DIY formula made of beef broth & liver. www.westonaprice.org/health-topic...
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m wondering now if we’re paying for the fillers & extensions too. The puppy killer has a habit of making taxpayers foot the bill for her personal expenses.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Satanic Temple in my city is advocating benevolence & empathy. So Elon Musk was making an understatement when he said empathy was destructive; it is in fact satanic. www.satanictemplehouston.org/about-us/
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This was my Lowe’s last weekend.
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dug out the Poe anthology a couple of hours ago to get in the Halloween spirit. Hard to isolate & take precautions when you don’t know what’s really happening.
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Cold, bumpy and full of pee is what gets me going! 🥰
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM