Lex 🦥🥀
anovicegoddess.bsky.social
Lex 🦥🥀
@anovicegoddess.bsky.social
silly lil bitch
I work in a call center and for the first time today I got ganged up on by ANOTHER call center rep from a different firm who was shit talking me with the client… what happened to call center solidarity? 😔
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
got told I have a lovely voice by a customer today 🥰🥰🥰
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
sometimes I think I’m still a kid but then I see this and I remember that time is fickle and it’s no longer 2015
These albums by Halsey, the Weeknd, Beach House, and Destroyer came out 10 years ago today.

Which is your fave?
August 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
this is what Trump thinks D.C looks like rn
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
does big balls getting his shit rocked count as cock and ball torture???
August 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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italian horror fans'll be like "you don't know Argento Fusilli? Oh, you must see "The Yellow Knife." It's shot all in green, except the blood. There's a 45 minute shot of a nun crucifying a clown with huge needles. A masterpiece"
August 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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happy pride month
June 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
all of Elon’s baby mamas need to pull a John Tucker Must Die. I still won’t like them but it’s a step ❤️
March 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the worst thing about me is that I’ll hear someone’s horrible ig reel music and be like… hold on I think I could work with this
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
whenever I read about impressive women who chose to be enlightened academics and artists in the early 20th century (so many of them having attended school in my own backyard too) I’m just like damn I’m rly out here listening to club music with no will to do work goddamn girls we’ve come so far
February 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
if we’re really taking this technocracy thing seriously I’d just like to say that I never picked the Mr. House route in New Vegas… couldn’t be me
February 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I LOVE BEING A PHILADELPHIAN HELL YEASSSNWJEJ
February 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I think about the baby seal “PLUH 🗣️🗣️” video all the time
January 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
everybody on here talking bout Luther Vandross rn… I’m so afraid to admit that I only found out about the man through this:
a woman is talking to another woman in front of a mirror and the words you guys are just jealous
ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in front of a mirror and the words you guys are just jealous
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
going back to lifting after a year not doing it is like being smited by god… my thighs are screaming
January 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
the way that they bully the absolute angel that is baby Rudolph in the Rankin & Bass movie activates my maternal instinct and makes me RAGE
December 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
IM PEGGIN THAT MAN AT THE BACK OF THE BUS
December 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I watched that yacht rock documentary that came out on HBO and I’m horrified to announce that they completely forgot about Dr. Hook??!! How dare you leave out icons like that ???
December 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
so much conversation, but none as to how relevant the plot of Saw VI just became… we live in a time
December 7, 2024 at 9:57 PM
wore glasses to a wedding reception yesterday… it did not ruin my glam as much as I thought it would… I’m so brave
November 16, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I miss the nuclear family animals
:(
November 13, 2024 at 3:47 AM