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Hundreds of billions of galaxies in the universe… A trillion planets in our galaxy... More than 8 billion people on our planet… so the odds of my opinion mattering are not good.
Die Hard and Home Alone are basically the same movie but with very different levels of intensity. Tell me I’m wrong.
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It needs to be discussed. It will be near impossible to make change legislatively when Wyoming has the same (or greater representation) than a state with almost 40 million. The founding fathers could not have conceived this. We can’t vote Trump/MAGA away even if we have a majority of the population.
August 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When are we going to seriously begin talking about secession? I know, I know, that’s “crazy talk”…
I’ll be here waiting when the rest of you finally catch up and realize that it’s inevitable. The United States of America as we know it is over.
August 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This confirmed the theory that mother is deceased, although people didn’t want to believe it at the time. It brilliantly revels in silliness for 19 minutes (hated it the first time I saw it) & then gut-punches you in the end. A HIMYM twist at its best. Kudos for resurrecting ep.5’s coat-check girl.
June 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It’s still a dog-eat-dog world without him, but hopefully he’s no longer hampered with those milkbone underwear.

RIP, George Wendt, we’ll always have an open barstool for you.
May 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
No way! Bilson or Blauman would be….
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one says steak sauce
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one says steak sauce
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March 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’s like the before and after photographs of Lincoln.
March 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No, no, no… in America, we give traitors the White House.
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I’ll take a helping or two of GOOD music, tickets to see Jordan play in his prime again and my 22yo metabolism.
Thanks!
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So true!!!! I’ve never seen a hammer break in my life—and I’ve broken six in the Borgia Tower alone. 🤣
January 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I know that movie was about Iowa, but the corn thing is right.
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
If you build it they will nail a savior to it.
a group of people standing in a field of corn at night
ALT: a group of people standing in a field of corn at night
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
You just won Christmas 2024! Congrats!
November 19, 2024 at 5:18 PM
So gross! 🤣🤣🤣
November 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Yeah, I’m oddly starting to feel a little better. Hitler had some very competent men around him. The Third Reich would have been a Fraction Reich at best if Adolph was surrounded by these clowns:
November 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
It beats being called a “Boomer” (I am solidly gen X)
November 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM