RIP, George Wendt, we’ll always have an open barstool for you.

It’s still a dog-eat-dog world without him, but hopefully he’s no longer hampered with those milkbone underwear.

I think Rebecca Black’s “Friday” is quite possibly the worst thing ever recorded—and that’s in a universe that includes William Hung.

Second day here on BlueSky and I am so happy to say that, so far, I haven’t had a single unsolicited follow from an (ahem) adult, exhibitionist professional.

My Gracie. She’s a ding-dong, a rascal, a dingus and a total mess, and she is just absolutely the bestest!

6:30a Mon… just let me sleep.
6:30a Tue… just let me sleep.
6:30a Wed… just let me sleep.
6:30a Thu… just let me sleep.
6:30a Fri… just let me sleep.

5:30a Sat… wide awake AF 🙄