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March 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Image of a quote from Anonymous Comedy Author. It reads: ‘Where are these clothes we’re supposed to wear?’ asked Jochi, slapping an itch from his arm. ‘I fear these may be them’ said Okatai, raising up a vivid pair of yellow trousers. ‘The Jin are a little more flamboyant that I expected.’ ‘Well I’m not wearing this’ said Jochi, delicately picking up a lilac waistband between two fingers as if it would bite his arm off. ‘What’s wrong with good old browns and greens? Are they expecting to be ambushed by a battalion of easily distracted children?’
January 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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An image of a quote from Anonymous Comedy Author. It reads: ‘Make way!’ he commanded gruffly in the general direction of the guards while still some way off. ‘We do not make way, we are the way’ retorted the first guard haughtily as Nicolo reached them. ‘I thought that was Jesus’ said Nicolo. ‘He is the way to heaven, we are the way to the palace, now speak your business or we will have Satan cast you out’ said the second guard. ‘You have a direct communication with Satan? Here, at the palace?’ said Nicolo. ‘I would think this was the one place in all of Christendom he wouldn’t be seen dead at.’ ‘Satan’s the dog’ said the first guard. ‘Big one too.’ ‘Ah’ ‘Shall I get him?’ said the second guard. ‘I don’t mind, he’s just over there.’
January 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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An image of a quote from Anonymous Comedy Author. It reads: ‘Ale, please’ said Nicolo to the bearded barman. ‘Less of the please, if you don’t mind’ said the barman, confusing Nicolo with impressive efficiency. ‘I get all nervous when customers use nice words. It ain’t proper in a place like this. No offence.’ ‘Right, I see. Sorry’ ‘And no apologies neither.’ ‘Ah, right.’ The barman thrust a tankard of ale towards Nicolo. ‘Is it OK if I thank you?’ ‘I’d rather you didn’t, if it’s all the same to you.’
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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An image of a quote from the Anonymous Comedy Author. It reads: "Each of the group settled down in their own space. Any attempts to focus their thoughts by staring blankly at a wall were hampered by the myriad pointy bits of iron attached to it. A side-effect of this however, was that while their efforts to concoct an escape plan were a little sporadic, they were, in fact, coming up with ideas rather more quickly than if there had been a large window with a nice view instead."
January 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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An image of a quote from the "anonymous comedy author". It reads: "He was in a lobby of sorts; a large square room with dozens of doors lining each of the four walls. Mahogany panelling covered every vertical surface and paintings of men with frills around their necks hung precariously from the ceiling. He had an unsettling sense of having been here before, but no notion of how that might have happened. It wasn’t that he couldn’t quite put his finger on it, it was more as though his finger was buried in a Jurassic lava flow on Easter Island while his brain was sunning itself on Southend pier with a bag of chips and a bovril."
January 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM