February 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
February 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
February 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
February 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
February 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
As I understand it, we are to stride out into the no mans’ land between the fierce army there, and the terrifying one over there. We then persuade them to lay down their arms, shake hands, and play a nice friendly game of dice until the sun goes down.
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January 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
As I understand it, we are to stride out into the no mans’ land between the fierce army there, and the terrifying one over there. We then persuade them to lay down their arms, shake hands, and play a nice friendly game of dice until the sun goes down.
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The Mongols were not used to these kinds of steps.
They clambered up them like chickens on a roof until at last they reached a high path near the base of a watchtower.
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They clambered up them like chickens on a roof until at last they reached a high path near the base of a watchtower.
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January 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The Mongols were not used to these kinds of steps.
They clambered up them like chickens on a roof until at last they reached a high path near the base of a watchtower.
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They clambered up them like chickens on a roof until at last they reached a high path near the base of a watchtower.
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Mattimeo and Chiasmo were veteran door-guarders and could remain motionless in the teeth of a gale with a riot exploding across the piazza in front of them and a dog chewing at their ankles.
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January 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Mattimeo and Chiasmo were veteran door-guarders and could remain motionless in the teeth of a gale with a riot exploding across the piazza in front of them and a dog chewing at their ankles.
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'It would have been much more effective had you given me an address. If I knew to deliver it to “The Cutler, Second Room On The Left, Just Above The Shop With The Funny Looking Flowers, Avignon” we would all be home drinking ale from a deer’s antler by now.’
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January 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
'It would have been much more effective had you given me an address. If I knew to deliver it to “The Cutler, Second Room On The Left, Just Above The Shop With The Funny Looking Flowers, Avignon” we would all be home drinking ale from a deer’s antler by now.’
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‘Use his name, Nurse Vent, and be gentler, remember?’ said the matron in an altogether more comforting voice.
‘Good morning Mister Scratch’ said Vent with effort. ‘How are you feeling?’
‘Much better’ said the matron.
‘Why am I asking him if you already know?’
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‘Good morning Mister Scratch’ said Vent with effort. ‘How are you feeling?’
‘Much better’ said the matron.
‘Why am I asking him if you already know?’
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December 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
‘Use his name, Nurse Vent, and be gentler, remember?’ said the matron in an altogether more comforting voice.
‘Good morning Mister Scratch’ said Vent with effort. ‘How are you feeling?’
‘Much better’ said the matron.
‘Why am I asking him if you already know?’
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‘Good morning Mister Scratch’ said Vent with effort. ‘How are you feeling?’
‘Much better’ said the matron.
‘Why am I asking him if you already know?’
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He knew the women would show more gratitude than the men, but that was like saying eagles had a better understanding of the solar system than jellyfish because they were closer to the stars.
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December 6, 2024 at 1:43 PM
He knew the women would show more gratitude than the men, but that was like saying eagles had a better understanding of the solar system than jellyfish because they were closer to the stars.
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‘Shall I instruct the captains to ready themselves for battle, sire? We could start with the village burning this afternoon.’
‘Yes, yes’ said the king, waving a hand dismissively. ‘Good idea’ he added. ‘Nothing like a good burning to get the tactical juices flowing.’
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‘Yes, yes’ said the king, waving a hand dismissively. ‘Good idea’ he added. ‘Nothing like a good burning to get the tactical juices flowing.’
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December 6, 2024 at 1:38 PM
‘Shall I instruct the captains to ready themselves for battle, sire? We could start with the village burning this afternoon.’
‘Yes, yes’ said the king, waving a hand dismissively. ‘Good idea’ he added. ‘Nothing like a good burning to get the tactical juices flowing.’
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‘Yes, yes’ said the king, waving a hand dismissively. ‘Good idea’ he added. ‘Nothing like a good burning to get the tactical juices flowing.’
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‘How do you manage it?’
‘Manage what, sir?’
‘These fingers, they’re so rigid. I feel like a stick insect trying to be a worm.’
‘You’ll get used to it, sir.’
‘Will I, indeed?’
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‘Manage what, sir?’
‘These fingers, they’re so rigid. I feel like a stick insect trying to be a worm.’
‘You’ll get used to it, sir.’
‘Will I, indeed?’
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December 5, 2024 at 4:04 PM
‘How do you manage it?’
‘Manage what, sir?’
‘These fingers, they’re so rigid. I feel like a stick insect trying to be a worm.’
‘You’ll get used to it, sir.’
‘Will I, indeed?’
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‘Manage what, sir?’
‘These fingers, they’re so rigid. I feel like a stick insect trying to be a worm.’
‘You’ll get used to it, sir.’
‘Will I, indeed?’
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‘This place is like a pair of silk ferret’s knickers!’ he called from the living room. ‘Bloody expensive and totally pointless.'
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December 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
‘This place is like a pair of silk ferret’s knickers!’ he called from the living room. ‘Bloody expensive and totally pointless.'
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