a noble platypus
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a noble platypus
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cats and computers
james carville should be eating tapioca and watching the price is right in a nursing home

get these old ass reptiles the fuck outta here already. how many brilliantly WRONG observations does this dinosaur have left??
July 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
im fine with him putting ghislaine on the golf course, i just wanna hear what she knows first
July 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
doesnt he look like he'd be the ass-birth of ted cruz and kyle rittenhouse? he has that snivelly face with the pointy nose
July 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
this is why i never had kids. i figure i might have 20 years left if im lucky. i guess i get to watch america die
July 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by a noble platypus
The same system that upholds a GENOCIDE in Gaza, is NOT above doing the same atrocities here in America.

You think you're safe because you're a citizen? Lol!!

They will strip you of citizenship, label you a terrorist and throw you into a camp.

CNN will have a pannel who all agree you are guilty.
July 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
today i learned what a chyron is

(its the text displayed during live/breaking news like this. the chyron here is the epstein line at the bottom, if youre too lazy to look it up)
July 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
anypony upset about this needs to touch grass

sorry for the loss
July 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i will check it out but for my money the best breakdown of takeover/ether was rap critics boxing style review!
July 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
jorfle epstien!!!
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
all i can see is the cuban pete scene from the mask

chick chicky boom indeed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRF_...
The Mask • Cuban Pete • Chick Chicky Boom • 4K & HQ Sound
YouTube video by 예나오디오
www.youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
July 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
but weve tried nothing and we're all out of options!!!
July 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
hey im down, but i wont be the involved in the first shots lmao

just standing around waiting i reckon
a man is sitting on a couch with his feet up and pointing up .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his feet up and pointing up .
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
he has memories of the real thing. thats why he was buddied up with elon, he wanted to extract them with neuralink. clearly the tech didnt work!
July 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
who does this fat fuck think he is?

stay the fuck away from my soda

one of the few pleasures i have left
July 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
because we have an emperor now

and a fucking stupid one at that
July 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
and of COURSE bluesky absolutely mauls the file! nice job guys LOL

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July 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i went through a lot of work (and three websites) to get this .gif for you guys
July 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
why are news anchors not spoonering his name 'accidentally'?

"and tonight, our guest Howard Nutlick joins us from Baltimore, a city he generally finds unpleasant"
July 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM