a noble platypus
@anobleplatypus.bsky.social
cats and computers
usually i get mad at ms paint memes but this one is perfect
July 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
usually i get mad at ms paint memes but this one is perfect
Reposted by a noble platypus
The same system that upholds a GENOCIDE in Gaza, is NOT above doing the same atrocities here in America.
You think you're safe because you're a citizen? Lol!!
They will strip you of citizenship, label you a terrorist and throw you into a camp.
CNN will have a pannel who all agree you are guilty.
You think you're safe because you're a citizen? Lol!!
They will strip you of citizenship, label you a terrorist and throw you into a camp.
CNN will have a pannel who all agree you are guilty.
July 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The same system that upholds a GENOCIDE in Gaza, is NOT above doing the same atrocities here in America.
You think you're safe because you're a citizen? Lol!!
They will strip you of citizenship, label you a terrorist and throw you into a camp.
CNN will have a pannel who all agree you are guilty.
You think you're safe because you're a citizen? Lol!!
They will strip you of citizenship, label you a terrorist and throw you into a camp.
CNN will have a pannel who all agree you are guilty.
i loved ozzy too but why are you so sad?
the man has been decaying for 20+ years before our eyes
im glad its over for him
im sad hes not here anymore but the world isnt really a nice place anymore
i guess you could say that im jealous
the man has been decaying for 20+ years before our eyes
im glad its over for him
im sad hes not here anymore but the world isnt really a nice place anymore
i guess you could say that im jealous
July 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i loved ozzy too but why are you so sad?
the man has been decaying for 20+ years before our eyes
im glad its over for him
im sad hes not here anymore but the world isnt really a nice place anymore
i guess you could say that im jealous
the man has been decaying for 20+ years before our eyes
im glad its over for him
im sad hes not here anymore but the world isnt really a nice place anymore
i guess you could say that im jealous
"this man will never have to work another day in his life, and he'll justify this by blaming people like me. for some reason, im HAPPY for him"
do you hear how you sound? im not fucking happy for him. society just made him a millionaire
it isnt consequence its reward
do you hear how you sound? im not fucking happy for him. society just made him a millionaire
it isnt consequence its reward
July 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"this man will never have to work another day in his life, and he'll justify this by blaming people like me. for some reason, im HAPPY for him"
do you hear how you sound? im not fucking happy for him. society just made him a millionaire
it isnt consequence its reward
do you hear how you sound? im not fucking happy for him. society just made him a millionaire
it isnt consequence its reward
if bluesky changed some internal wiring behind the scenes to fuck up jazcos script, thats pretty fucked up. i should have the right to wipe my bluesky history like a coward if i please. if the company wants to stalk me they can do it like real humans: take screenshots
bsky.jazco.dev/cleanup
bsky.jazco.dev/cleanup
Atlas - Engagement-Based Social Graph for Bluesky by Jaz (jaz.bsky.social)
bsky.jazco.dev
July 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
if bluesky changed some internal wiring behind the scenes to fuck up jazcos script, thats pretty fucked up. i should have the right to wipe my bluesky history like a coward if i please. if the company wants to stalk me they can do it like real humans: take screenshots
bsky.jazco.dev/cleanup
bsky.jazco.dev/cleanup
new york times never gonna learn LMAO
he doesnt like you! stop it! have a sense of shame
he doesnt like you! stop it! have a sense of shame
July 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
new york times never gonna learn LMAO
he doesnt like you! stop it! have a sense of shame
he doesnt like you! stop it! have a sense of shame
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze of my native street
When I start to dance everything goes
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRF_...
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze of my native street
When I start to dance everything goes
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRF_...
July 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze of my native street
When I start to dance everything goes
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRF_...
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze of my native street
When I start to dance everything goes
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRF_...
dear god in heaven,
i dont know if youre real or not, or if youre involved in our manufacture. if you are, youre getting lazy. quit copying & pasting shit and make some decent humans again.
please stop making this model of human. it is defective.
thank you for your attention to this matter
amen
i dont know if youre real or not, or if youre involved in our manufacture. if you are, youre getting lazy. quit copying & pasting shit and make some decent humans again.
please stop making this model of human. it is defective.
thank you for your attention to this matter
amen
July 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
dear god in heaven,
i dont know if youre real or not, or if youre involved in our manufacture. if you are, youre getting lazy. quit copying & pasting shit and make some decent humans again.
please stop making this model of human. it is defective.
thank you for your attention to this matter
amen
i dont know if youre real or not, or if youre involved in our manufacture. if you are, youre getting lazy. quit copying & pasting shit and make some decent humans again.
please stop making this model of human. it is defective.
thank you for your attention to this matter
amen
July 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
im glad to see people re-embracing firefox as google tries to exterminate ublock origin/gorhill
keep in mind that 81% of mozillas money comes from google
google will pressure mozilla to make it difficult for UBo to work
im just warning you guys, this is coming
keep in mind that 81% of mozillas money comes from google
google will pressure mozilla to make it difficult for UBo to work
im just warning you guys, this is coming
July 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
im glad to see people re-embracing firefox as google tries to exterminate ublock origin/gorhill
keep in mind that 81% of mozillas money comes from google
google will pressure mozilla to make it difficult for UBo to work
im just warning you guys, this is coming
keep in mind that 81% of mozillas money comes from google
google will pressure mozilla to make it difficult for UBo to work
im just warning you guys, this is coming
if google just donated working funds to the chromium guys that would be fine, but its really fucked up to let one of the worlds biggest companies to make its own browsers and define how the internet is gonna work
the way they have treated gorhill is criminal
fuck google. you can still install UBO:
the way they have treated gorhill is criminal
fuck google. you can still install UBO:
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
if google just donated working funds to the chromium guys that would be fine, but its really fucked up to let one of the worlds biggest companies to make its own browsers and define how the internet is gonna work
the way they have treated gorhill is criminal
fuck google. you can still install UBO:
the way they have treated gorhill is criminal
fuck google. you can still install UBO:
ivana trump, when alive, spent a lot of time watching donald adjust his hair. usually from below
i wonder when she fell that final time if trump readjusted his hair, as if to signal to her that he remembered raping her for questioning his hair plugs
wouldnt it be nice if he died shitting???
i wonder when she fell that final time if trump readjusted his hair, as if to signal to her that he remembered raping her for questioning his hair plugs
wouldnt it be nice if he died shitting???
July 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ivana trump, when alive, spent a lot of time watching donald adjust his hair. usually from below
i wonder when she fell that final time if trump readjusted his hair, as if to signal to her that he remembered raping her for questioning his hair plugs
wouldnt it be nice if he died shitting???
i wonder when she fell that final time if trump readjusted his hair, as if to signal to her that he remembered raping her for questioning his hair plugs
wouldnt it be nice if he died shitting???
considering she knows two of her boyfriends molested me, its funny that she never figured out how weirdly close i was to some men who slept over. i always knew she was dumb, but never malicious. i feel like its my fault for leaving her alone with her MAGA scum current BF
im so tired of this shit
im so tired of this shit
July 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
considering she knows two of her boyfriends molested me, its funny that she never figured out how weirdly close i was to some men who slept over. i always knew she was dumb, but never malicious. i feel like its my fault for leaving her alone with her MAGA scum current BF
im so tired of this shit
im so tired of this shit
man maybe we deserve trump
american activism 2025: "ill care enough to do something when my favorite show is over"
are we serious right now people?
you hear about the 15 year old in the AA camp?
fuck your TV shows
its honestly too fucking late now
checkmate motherfucker
see you in the camp!
american activism 2025: "ill care enough to do something when my favorite show is over"
are we serious right now people?
you hear about the 15 year old in the AA camp?
fuck your TV shows
its honestly too fucking late now
checkmate motherfucker
see you in the camp!
July 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
man maybe we deserve trump
american activism 2025: "ill care enough to do something when my favorite show is over"
are we serious right now people?
you hear about the 15 year old in the AA camp?
fuck your TV shows
its honestly too fucking late now
checkmate motherfucker
see you in the camp!
american activism 2025: "ill care enough to do something when my favorite show is over"
are we serious right now people?
you hear about the 15 year old in the AA camp?
fuck your TV shows
its honestly too fucking late now
checkmate motherfucker
see you in the camp!
like if you ever wanted a decent cheap or even free mac computer, now is the best time before they drop intel support
all i needed was a AMD GPU, and i got a drop in cpu replacement to give me up to 4.4ghz per core.
i just really depise apple so violating their license agreement is hilarious to me
all i needed was a AMD GPU, and i got a drop in cpu replacement to give me up to 4.4ghz per core.
i just really depise apple so violating their license agreement is hilarious to me
July 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
like if you ever wanted a decent cheap or even free mac computer, now is the best time before they drop intel support
all i needed was a AMD GPU, and i got a drop in cpu replacement to give me up to 4.4ghz per core.
i just really depise apple so violating their license agreement is hilarious to me
all i needed was a AMD GPU, and i got a drop in cpu replacement to give me up to 4.4ghz per core.
i just really depise apple so violating their license agreement is hilarious to me
i would encourage hackintosh users to learn how opencore and OCLP work before just throwing this on their systems, but if you have a spare hard drive, a tool like OpCore-Simplify is pretty damn cool
i have not tried an actual generated EFI but it looks legit to me
github.com/lzhoang2801/...
i have not tried an actual generated EFI but it looks legit to me
github.com/lzhoang2801/...
GitHub - lzhoang2801/OpCore-Simplify: A tool designed to simplify the creation of OpenCore EFI
A tool designed to simplify the creation of OpenCore EFI - lzhoang2801/OpCore-Simplify
github.com
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
i would encourage hackintosh users to learn how opencore and OCLP work before just throwing this on their systems, but if you have a spare hard drive, a tool like OpCore-Simplify is pretty damn cool
i have not tried an actual generated EFI but it looks legit to me
github.com/lzhoang2801/...
i have not tried an actual generated EFI but it looks legit to me
github.com/lzhoang2801/...
say what you want about macked cracks for macOS, but i wouldn't even mind sharing my credit cards with those bois. doing gods work
July 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
say what you want about macked cracks for macOS, but i wouldn't even mind sharing my credit cards with those bois. doing gods work
of course cocksucker markwayne mullin stands up for his pedophile friends
oklahoma isnt just a national mistake, its a worldwide fucking embarrassment. fucking shameful
oklahoma isnt just a national mistake, its a worldwide fucking embarrassment. fucking shameful
July 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
of course cocksucker markwayne mullin stands up for his pedophile friends
oklahoma isnt just a national mistake, its a worldwide fucking embarrassment. fucking shameful
oklahoma isnt just a national mistake, its a worldwide fucking embarrassment. fucking shameful
that Emil Bove is one creepy fucker!
something about his eyes reminds me of the Nazi butt-rapist Vern Schillinger from the show Oz
you can see it, right?
something about his eyes reminds me of the Nazi butt-rapist Vern Schillinger from the show Oz
you can see it, right?
July 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
that Emil Bove is one creepy fucker!
something about his eyes reminds me of the Nazi butt-rapist Vern Schillinger from the show Oz
you can see it, right?
something about his eyes reminds me of the Nazi butt-rapist Vern Schillinger from the show Oz
you can see it, right?
appeals to decency dont work on these people
bullying and direct confrontation do
you cant shame the shameless it just makes you look impotent and whiny and they hurf and go 'hurr triggured'
they think mr rogers was a pussy
why are you using logic with these people?
call them shit to their face
bullying and direct confrontation do
you cant shame the shameless it just makes you look impotent and whiny and they hurf and go 'hurr triggured'
they think mr rogers was a pussy
why are you using logic with these people?
call them shit to their face
July 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
appeals to decency dont work on these people
bullying and direct confrontation do
you cant shame the shameless it just makes you look impotent and whiny and they hurf and go 'hurr triggured'
they think mr rogers was a pussy
why are you using logic with these people?
call them shit to their face
bullying and direct confrontation do
you cant shame the shameless it just makes you look impotent and whiny and they hurf and go 'hurr triggured'
they think mr rogers was a pussy
why are you using logic with these people?
call them shit to their face
aw looks like the Ogre packed up his Tits and went home
what a SHAME
BULLYING WORKS
they should let him police Little St James after his stint (or stent) in office. he could prowl the empty grounds, and if he finds any victims still there, he'll have a nice nutritious snack to hide the evidence!
what a SHAME
BULLYING WORKS
they should let him police Little St James after his stint (or stent) in office. he could prowl the empty grounds, and if he finds any victims still there, he'll have a nice nutritious snack to hide the evidence!
July 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
aw looks like the Ogre packed up his Tits and went home
what a SHAME
BULLYING WORKS
they should let him police Little St James after his stint (or stent) in office. he could prowl the empty grounds, and if he finds any victims still there, he'll have a nice nutritious snack to hide the evidence!
what a SHAME
BULLYING WORKS
they should let him police Little St James after his stint (or stent) in office. he could prowl the empty grounds, and if he finds any victims still there, he'll have a nice nutritious snack to hide the evidence!
trump did not cut ties with epstein over kid fucking
trump and epstein fell out over a property the other one wanted
iirc epstein got it, trump banned him, and reported him to the tipline for CSA
all over a fucking house
this shit is not hard to put together
trump is the pettiest man on earth
trump and epstein fell out over a property the other one wanted
iirc epstein got it, trump banned him, and reported him to the tipline for CSA
all over a fucking house
this shit is not hard to put together
trump is the pettiest man on earth
July 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
trump did not cut ties with epstein over kid fucking
trump and epstein fell out over a property the other one wanted
iirc epstein got it, trump banned him, and reported him to the tipline for CSA
all over a fucking house
this shit is not hard to put together
trump is the pettiest man on earth
trump and epstein fell out over a property the other one wanted
iirc epstein got it, trump banned him, and reported him to the tipline for CSA
all over a fucking house
this shit is not hard to put together
trump is the pettiest man on earth
there is nothing wrong with picking your nose as long as you dont eat it or rub it on your clothes
leave it where it belongs. a cushion on the city bus, or the arm rest on your bosses favorite chair!
leave it where it belongs. a cushion on the city bus, or the arm rest on your bosses favorite chair!
July 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
there is nothing wrong with picking your nose as long as you dont eat it or rub it on your clothes
leave it where it belongs. a cushion on the city bus, or the arm rest on your bosses favorite chair!
leave it where it belongs. a cushion on the city bus, or the arm rest on your bosses favorite chair!
have people not even considered that so many of these ICE alerts being fake is due to shitty RW people putting in fake locations on the app?
did they even consider this before scaring the fucking shit out of people?
no they didnt, because even empathy relies on clout
you are all horrible people
did they even consider this before scaring the fucking shit out of people?
no they didnt, because even empathy relies on clout
you are all horrible people
July 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
have people not even considered that so many of these ICE alerts being fake is due to shitty RW people putting in fake locations on the app?
did they even consider this before scaring the fucking shit out of people?
no they didnt, because even empathy relies on clout
you are all horrible people
did they even consider this before scaring the fucking shit out of people?
no they didnt, because even empathy relies on clout
you are all horrible people