Tristesse
@annynanamoose.bsky.social
Obnoxious, ignorant, loud
Ready for Congress
Ready for Congress
Just finished the new #clivecussler book Quantum Tempest written by Mike Maden.
A trainwreck, also fuck him for doing my boy Murphy like that
A trainwreck, also fuck him for doing my boy Murphy like that
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just finished the new #clivecussler book Quantum Tempest written by Mike Maden.
A trainwreck, also fuck him for doing my boy Murphy like that
A trainwreck, also fuck him for doing my boy Murphy like that
Joggers and combat boots a surprisingly sexy fit for me
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Joggers and combat boots a surprisingly sexy fit for me
I would like to personally thank Ms Rachel for distracting my baby long enough for my lady and I to have freaky time again.
Where can I send flowers?
Where can I send flowers?
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I would like to personally thank Ms Rachel for distracting my baby long enough for my lady and I to have freaky time again.
Where can I send flowers?
Where can I send flowers?
Here's a racist joke for history buffs:
The Battle of Bunker Hill would've gone wayyy differently had we been fighting an Asian country
The Battle of Bunker Hill would've gone wayyy differently had we been fighting an Asian country
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Here's a racist joke for history buffs:
The Battle of Bunker Hill would've gone wayyy differently had we been fighting an Asian country
The Battle of Bunker Hill would've gone wayyy differently had we been fighting an Asian country
#FreakierFriday released into theaters and there's already talk of making another called Freakiest Friday.
I bet it's just an hour and a half of Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis making out
Please let it be that actually....
I bet it's just an hour and a half of Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis making out
Please let it be that actually....
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
#FreakierFriday released into theaters and there's already talk of making another called Freakiest Friday.
I bet it's just an hour and a half of Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis making out
Please let it be that actually....
I bet it's just an hour and a half of Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis making out
Please let it be that actually....
Fuck these people. Fuck this wedding. I cannot wait to go home.
OH AND BTW IF YOU INVITE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND BEG HER TO BEING HER 6 MONTH OLD CHILD CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.
I had to pick 3 or 4 fleas off of my child. Disgusting. Abhorrent. Abysmal. UNSATISFACTORY
OH AND BTW IF YOU INVITE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND BEG HER TO BEING HER 6 MONTH OLD CHILD CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.
I had to pick 3 or 4 fleas off of my child. Disgusting. Abhorrent. Abysmal. UNSATISFACTORY
June 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fuck these people. Fuck this wedding. I cannot wait to go home.
OH AND BTW IF YOU INVITE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND BEG HER TO BEING HER 6 MONTH OLD CHILD CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.
I had to pick 3 or 4 fleas off of my child. Disgusting. Abhorrent. Abysmal. UNSATISFACTORY
OH AND BTW IF YOU INVITE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND BEG HER TO BEING HER 6 MONTH OLD CHILD CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.
I had to pick 3 or 4 fleas off of my child. Disgusting. Abhorrent. Abysmal. UNSATISFACTORY
Don't get me wrong I'm a lil rough around the edges but everything they've heard about me is through their daughter. Who doesn't even like me because she doesn't approve of my relationship with her best friend. But they haven't even taken the time to try and learn about me.
June 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Don't get me wrong I'm a lil rough around the edges but everything they've heard about me is through their daughter. Who doesn't even like me because she doesn't approve of my relationship with her best friend. But they haven't even taken the time to try and learn about me.
I introduced myself to the brides father because the family is really close to my girlfriend (only reason I'm here) and he said "oh yeah I've heard all about you" then proceeded to just fucking ignore me and stare at me like I'm some kinda asshole.
June 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I introduced myself to the brides father because the family is really close to my girlfriend (only reason I'm here) and he said "oh yeah I've heard all about you" then proceeded to just fucking ignore me and stare at me like I'm some kinda asshole.
And it's not even a politics thing. The liberal (grooms family) people are fucking snobby and full of themselves.
And the conservative (brides family. Super religious and all mostly homeschooled btw) side just don't talk to me.
And the conservative (brides family. Super religious and all mostly homeschooled btw) side just don't talk to me.
June 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
And it's not even a politics thing. The liberal (grooms family) people are fucking snobby and full of themselves.
And the conservative (brides family. Super religious and all mostly homeschooled btw) side just don't talk to me.
And the conservative (brides family. Super religious and all mostly homeschooled btw) side just don't talk to me.
Im here for a wedding and at first I thought it was just the brides family because she doesn't like me.
But no, the groom side of the aisle keeps looking at me like I'm covered in dirt.
I'm sick of this shit I wanna go home ._.
But no, the groom side of the aisle keeps looking at me like I'm covered in dirt.
I'm sick of this shit I wanna go home ._.
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Im here for a wedding and at first I thought it was just the brides family because she doesn't like me.
But no, the groom side of the aisle keeps looking at me like I'm covered in dirt.
I'm sick of this shit I wanna go home ._.
But no, the groom side of the aisle keeps looking at me like I'm covered in dirt.
I'm sick of this shit I wanna go home ._.
I've been in Washington for three days. Can I ask what the fuck you people have a problem with?
The weather is nice. But every single person I've interacted with is an elitist asshole. I've had so many people stare down their nose at me I'm gonna start a business looking for boogers
The weather is nice. But every single person I've interacted with is an elitist asshole. I've had so many people stare down their nose at me I'm gonna start a business looking for boogers
June 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I've been in Washington for three days. Can I ask what the fuck you people have a problem with?
The weather is nice. But every single person I've interacted with is an elitist asshole. I've had so many people stare down their nose at me I'm gonna start a business looking for boogers
The weather is nice. But every single person I've interacted with is an elitist asshole. I've had so many people stare down their nose at me I'm gonna start a business looking for boogers
My girlfriend's nephews really make me appreciate all the abortion doctors in the world
June 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My girlfriend's nephews really make me appreciate all the abortion doctors in the world
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Leave it to reddit to learn me that clown girls are a thing
And they also happen to be one of my things apparently..
Grew up scared of clowns and now I wanna have sex with them. What a world we live in
And they also happen to be one of my things apparently..
Grew up scared of clowns and now I wanna have sex with them. What a world we live in
May 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Leave it to reddit to learn me that clown girls are a thing
And they also happen to be one of my things apparently..
Grew up scared of clowns and now I wanna have sex with them. What a world we live in
And they also happen to be one of my things apparently..
Grew up scared of clowns and now I wanna have sex with them. What a world we live in
Convinced my daughter is a llama with a hat disguised as a baby because she keeps trying to eat my hands
April 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Convinced my daughter is a llama with a hat disguised as a baby because she keeps trying to eat my hands
Called an applicant to set up an interview:
"Hey this is annynanamoose calling for Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones"
Yeah I might have to hire this dude based on that interaction alone
"Hey this is annynanamoose calling for Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones"
Yeah I might have to hire this dude based on that interaction alone
April 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Called an applicant to set up an interview:
"Hey this is annynanamoose calling for Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones"
Yeah I might have to hire this dude based on that interaction alone
"Hey this is annynanamoose calling for Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones?"
"Who?"
"Mike Jones"
Yeah I might have to hire this dude based on that interaction alone
Wish it didn't take me 28 years to finally understand that thin spaghetti is the best spaghetti
March 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wish it didn't take me 28 years to finally understand that thin spaghetti is the best spaghetti
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Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”
Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…
Made in Nicaragua.
They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.
Legendary.
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jason Adam Katzenstein. #NewYorkerCartoons
March 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jason Adam Katzenstein. #NewYorkerCartoons
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Today’s Bonus Cartoon, by Emily Flake. #NewYorkerCartoons
March 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Today’s Bonus Cartoon, by Emily Flake. #NewYorkerCartoons
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I just found out the proper name for doggo zoomies is Frenetic Random Activity Periods, or FRAPS.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I just found out the proper name for doggo zoomies is Frenetic Random Activity Periods, or FRAPS.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
I don’t know how to live with this knowledge.
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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I saw some post the other day lamenting the death of early 2010s stomp clap folky music and saying it was part of some great lost counterculture or some shit
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March 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I saw some post the other day lamenting the death of early 2010s stomp clap folky music and saying it was part of some great lost counterculture or some shit
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Not to be all "hurrdurr America #1" but I guarantee if we got into a hot war with China, they'd get their asses dusted
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not to be all "hurrdurr America #1" but I guarantee if we got into a hot war with China, they'd get their asses dusted
Watch the movie Atlantis
It's just fucking Avatar but better
It's just fucking Avatar but better
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Watch the movie Atlantis
It's just fucking Avatar but better
It's just fucking Avatar but better