Ann Sloan
@annsloan.bsky.social
Writer of The Middle-Raged Woman’s Workbook, Suffer: A Novel, and the fiction podcast: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles.
Introducing the cast of the American Nuremberg Trials. Coming 2029! #vanityfair
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Introducing the cast of the American Nuremberg Trials. Coming 2029! #vanityfair
Filing this in the usual spot.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Filing this in the usual spot.
Filing this in the usual spot.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Filing this in the usual spot.
Ofzohran. Under his eye, baby.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ofzohran. Under his eye, baby.
Move over Bill Clinton, there’s a new Bubba in town.
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Move over Bill Clinton, there’s a new Bubba in town.
Ever on trend: Walmart debuts new Trump/Bubba Holiday Collection.
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ever on trend: Walmart debuts new Trump/Bubba Holiday Collection.
Hard to walk without a spine. #Fetterman
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hard to walk without a spine. #Fetterman
Someone order up an eye exam for the Grim Reaper. His aim was off again!
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Someone order up an eye exam for the Grim Reaper. His aim was off again!
Mike Johnson is calling for Lee Greenwood to headline the Super Bowl. If Greenwood sings the contents of the Epstein files, I’m all for it. #epsteinfiles
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mike Johnson is calling for Lee Greenwood to headline the Super Bowl. If Greenwood sings the contents of the Epstein files, I’m all for it. #epsteinfiles
This little shop in Salamanca, Spain has EVERYTHING. #epsteinfiles
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This little shop in Salamanca, Spain has EVERYTHING. #epsteinfiles
Trump’s reaction to the US Open win. Clearly peeved because the brown-skinned man won.
September 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Trump’s reaction to the US Open win. Clearly peeved because the brown-skinned man won.
MAGA is losing their minds over the new Cracker Barrel logo. They just removed James Carville from it; I thought the Right would be thrilled.
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
MAGA is losing their minds over the new Cracker Barrel logo. They just removed James Carville from it; I thought the Right would be thrilled.
Now that Trump’s created an Alligator vs Human attraction at his new Thunderdome-y Florida theme park, how long before they start streaming 24/7? We need another hero, because Auntie Entropy ain’t it.
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Now that Trump’s created an Alligator vs Human attraction at his new Thunderdome-y Florida theme park, how long before they start streaming 24/7? We need another hero, because Auntie Entropy ain’t it.
On Facebook, I tried to post the link to your Steven Miller piece and FB pulled it down immediately for violating community standards. Another friend posted on hers and got the same message. FYI. ‘Merica.
June 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
On Facebook, I tried to post the link to your Steven Miller piece and FB pulled it down immediately for violating community standards. Another friend posted on hers and got the same message. FYI. ‘Merica.
Promo for Bravo’s Real Housewives of Autocracy.
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Promo for Bravo’s Real Housewives of Autocracy.
Exclusive look inside GriftAir
May 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Exclusive look inside GriftAir
TV pitch: what if, like a gender reveal party gone bad, the labels on white & black smoke canisters are wrongly switched & the world is told there’s a new pope. Embarrassed Cardinals settle on the guy w/the most votes…a mere 5%. CHICAGO POPE w/Mandy Patinkin & Adam Arkin. @mandykathryn.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
TV pitch: what if, like a gender reveal party gone bad, the labels on white & black smoke canisters are wrongly switched & the world is told there’s a new pope. Embarrassed Cardinals settle on the guy w/the most votes…a mere 5%. CHICAGO POPE w/Mandy Patinkin & Adam Arkin. @mandykathryn.bsky.social
I can work with this. Would have preferred Brad Pitt but...
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can work with this. Would have preferred Brad Pitt but...
Because of his tariffs, Trump announced that, come Christmas, only 3 dolls will be allowed to "beautiful 11-year-old baby girls." Here are the dolls. They're AVAILABLE now at the American Ghoul Store. Collect the full set and get 10% off with promo code "MAGAT." #trumpdolls
May 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Because of his tariffs, Trump announced that, come Christmas, only 3 dolls will be allowed to "beautiful 11-year-old baby girls." Here are the dolls. They're AVAILABLE now at the American Ghoul Store. Collect the full set and get 10% off with promo code "MAGAT." #trumpdolls
Available now at the American Ghoul Store
May 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Available now at the American Ghoul Store
Unfortunately, these are the 3 dolls.
May 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Unfortunately, these are the 3 dolls.