Ann Sloan
@annsloan.bsky.social
Writer of The Middle-Raged Woman’s Workbook, Suffer: A Novel, and the fiction podcast: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles.
Ofzohran. Under his eye, baby.
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ofzohran. Under his eye, baby.
Move over Bill Clinton, there’s a new Bubba in town.
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Move over Bill Clinton, there’s a new Bubba in town.
Ever on trend: Walmart debuts new Trump/Bubba Holiday Collection.
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ever on trend: Walmart debuts new Trump/Bubba Holiday Collection.
Hard to walk without a spine. #Fetterman
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hard to walk without a spine. #Fetterman
Play my Wordle. The clue is “Eat the Billionaires” www.nytimes.com/games/create...
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November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Play my Wordle. The clue is “Eat the Billionaires” www.nytimes.com/games/create...
Someone order up an eye exam for the Grim Reaper. His aim was off again!
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Someone order up an eye exam for the Grim Reaper. His aim was off again!
Mike Johnson is calling for Lee Greenwood to headline the Super Bowl. If Greenwood sings the contents of the Epstein files, I’m all for it. #epsteinfiles
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mike Johnson is calling for Lee Greenwood to headline the Super Bowl. If Greenwood sings the contents of the Epstein files, I’m all for it. #epsteinfiles
This little shop in Salamanca, Spain has EVERYTHING. #epsteinfiles
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This little shop in Salamanca, Spain has EVERYTHING. #epsteinfiles
Trump’s reaction to the US Open win. Clearly peeved because the brown-skinned man won.
September 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Trump’s reaction to the US Open win. Clearly peeved because the brown-skinned man won.
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I wrote about what happens when Trump is gone, and how remembering that he *will* be gone before you might help shape what kind of actions to think about taking today.
degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/when-trump...
degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/when-trump...
August 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wrote about what happens when Trump is gone, and how remembering that he *will* be gone before you might help shape what kind of actions to think about taking today.
degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/when-trump...
degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/when-trump...
MAGA is losing their minds over the new Cracker Barrel logo. They just removed James Carville from it; I thought the Right would be thrilled.
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
MAGA is losing their minds over the new Cracker Barrel logo. They just removed James Carville from it; I thought the Right would be thrilled.
This scene perfectly represents our current political situation:
1) The car is Democracy
2) Sam Jackson is every non-Trump voter who knew this would happen.
3) Travolta is every remorseful MAGAt.
4) Tarantino is every optimistic pundit.
5) Kietel is every pragmatic pundit. youtu.be/Onwg7CNoXH4
1) The car is Democracy
2) Sam Jackson is every non-Trump voter who knew this would happen.
3) Travolta is every remorseful MAGAt.
4) Tarantino is every optimistic pundit.
5) Kietel is every pragmatic pundit. youtu.be/Onwg7CNoXH4
Pulp Fiction - Mr Wolf - Let's Not Start Sucking Each Others Dicks
YouTube video by Jay Jay
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July 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This scene perfectly represents our current political situation:
1) The car is Democracy
2) Sam Jackson is every non-Trump voter who knew this would happen.
3) Travolta is every remorseful MAGAt.
4) Tarantino is every optimistic pundit.
5) Kietel is every pragmatic pundit. youtu.be/Onwg7CNoXH4
1) The car is Democracy
2) Sam Jackson is every non-Trump voter who knew this would happen.
3) Travolta is every remorseful MAGAt.
4) Tarantino is every optimistic pundit.
5) Kietel is every pragmatic pundit. youtu.be/Onwg7CNoXH4
Reposted by Ann Sloan
Retired Marine tells military assisting
kidnappings at a farm in California, not to follow these orders.
kidnappings at a farm in California, not to follow these orders.
July 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Retired Marine tells military assisting
kidnappings at a farm in California, not to follow these orders.
kidnappings at a farm in California, not to follow these orders.
Reposted by Ann Sloan
They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
July 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
Now that Trump’s created an Alligator vs Human attraction at his new Thunderdome-y Florida theme park, how long before they start streaming 24/7? We need another hero, because Auntie Entropy ain’t it.
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Now that Trump’s created an Alligator vs Human attraction at his new Thunderdome-y Florida theme park, how long before they start streaming 24/7? We need another hero, because Auntie Entropy ain’t it.
Reposted by Ann Sloan
To boot, my congressmember is a repressive, anti-abortion Christian who also happens to be the 30th richest congressmember out of 535.
It's no coincidence: the richest white men today have taken an anti-democratic turn.
They want more than profit. They want cultural control, power, & exploitation.
It's no coincidence: the richest white men today have taken an anti-democratic turn.
They want more than profit. They want cultural control, power, & exploitation.
June 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
To boot, my congressmember is a repressive, anti-abortion Christian who also happens to be the 30th richest congressmember out of 535.
It's no coincidence: the richest white men today have taken an anti-democratic turn.
They want more than profit. They want cultural control, power, & exploitation.
It's no coincidence: the richest white men today have taken an anti-democratic turn.
They want more than profit. They want cultural control, power, & exploitation.
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June 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Bravo to @hcrichardson.bsky.social for her interview today with @gilduran.com. We all need to get up to speed on tech authoritarianism and billionaire extremism after what went down this week.
June 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Bravo to @hcrichardson.bsky.social for her interview today with @gilduran.com. We all need to get up to speed on tech authoritarianism and billionaire extremism after what went down this week.
Promo for Bravo’s Real Housewives of Autocracy.
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Promo for Bravo’s Real Housewives of Autocracy.
TV pitch: what if, like a gender reveal party gone bad, the labels on white & black smoke canisters are wrongly switched & the world is told there’s a new pope. Embarrassed Cardinals settle on the guy w/the most votes…a mere 5%. CHICAGO POPE w/Mandy Patinkin & Adam Arkin. @mandykathryn.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
TV pitch: what if, like a gender reveal party gone bad, the labels on white & black smoke canisters are wrongly switched & the world is told there’s a new pope. Embarrassed Cardinals settle on the guy w/the most votes…a mere 5%. CHICAGO POPE w/Mandy Patinkin & Adam Arkin. @mandykathryn.bsky.social
I did not see this plot twist on the new season of The Bear. #ChicagoPope
May 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I did not see this plot twist on the new season of The Bear. #ChicagoPope