Like, he's obviously pissed at me, but still genders me correctly! I figure I *must* be passing right then to get that treatment!
Like, he's obviously pissed at me, but still genders me correctly! I figure I *must* be passing right then to get that treatment!
I am so fucking drained right now. I hope I'm not useless at work tomorrow.
I am so fucking drained right now. I hope I'm not useless at work tomorrow.
Plz let me have my cute shirts in flattering cuts. 🙏
Plz let me have my cute shirts in flattering cuts. 🙏
Sorry to anyone that actually expects me to be useful and/or productive this week.
Sorry to anyone that actually expects me to be useful and/or productive this week.
"What's the word for 'pimp', but for assassins?"
"What's the word for 'pimp', but for assassins?"
No, really. I was stopped, waiting for her to walk around before I finished backing out. But she opted to walk *straight into* the side of the trunk.
No, really. I was stopped, waiting for her to walk around before I finished backing out. But she opted to walk *straight into* the side of the trunk.
So... More waiting and anxiety... 😒
So... More waiting and anxiety... 😒
Now she hasn't been answering for the past couple hours as I've been trying to call back.
I'm really, really anxious right now... 😰
Now she hasn't been answering for the past couple hours as I've been trying to call back.
I'm really, really anxious right now... 😰
I've seen this movie several times before. But right now, it just really is doing a number on my sappiest heartstrings...
I've seen this movie several times before. But right now, it just really is doing a number on my sappiest heartstrings...
-Dogs say "Arf! Arf!"
-Cows say "Moooo!"
-Sharks say "Duh nuh... Duh nuh..."
-Dogs say "Arf! Arf!"
-Cows say "Moooo!"
-Sharks say "Duh nuh... Duh nuh..."
I put in a dinner order with some co-workers. By rearranging the order into a few value boxes, I saved them $1 each, AND got one of them an extra item. Meanwhile, I got two extra items for free for myself.
🥰🎉😁
I put in a dinner order with some co-workers. By rearranging the order into a few value boxes, I saved them $1 each, AND got one of them an extra item. Meanwhile, I got two extra items for free for myself.
🥰🎉😁