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You know a slim volume hates to see me coming. Associate Prose Editor at the Chestnut Review. Words in Vast Chasm, Thimble Literary Magazine, Blood and Bourbon, and more.
Revive Chess the Musical but replace the existing book with the plot of Sally Rooney's Intermezzo. Is this anything.
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Revive Chess the Musical but replace the existing book with the plot of Sally Rooney's Intermezzo. Is this anything.
The episode of Frasier where he tries to teach a tech billionaire how to be a sensitive aesthete only for said billionaire to just straight up copy his clothes, furniture, and taste with no original thought involved was oddly prescient
August 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The episode of Frasier where he tries to teach a tech billionaire how to be a sensitive aesthete only for said billionaire to just straight up copy his clothes, furniture, and taste with no original thought involved was oddly prescient
This issue's prose pieces feature a time traveling shark, a young boy's diary, a wedding at the edge of a bog, a frozen Wisconsin winter, and the taste of blackberries. I hope you'll step inside <3
Our Summer 7:1 issue is live today!
🌰Poetry!
🌰Prose!
🌰Art!
Our excellent contributors make our first issue of volume 7 special.
Congrats to all of the contributors and staff for putting together this beautiful issue.
chestnutreview.com/cr_v7_n1/
🌰Poetry!
🌰Prose!
🌰Art!
Our excellent contributors make our first issue of volume 7 special.
Congrats to all of the contributors and staff for putting together this beautiful issue.
chestnutreview.com/cr_v7_n1/
July 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This issue's prose pieces feature a time traveling shark, a young boy's diary, a wedding at the edge of a bog, a frozen Wisconsin winter, and the taste of blackberries. I hope you'll step inside <3
“Let people enjoy things” and I’m talking about Tetsuo the Iron Man
June 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“Let people enjoy things” and I’m talking about Tetsuo the Iron Man
People who post things like “This year’s annual meeting was truly phenomenal!” on LinkedIn might as well be from another planet than me
June 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People who post things like “This year’s annual meeting was truly phenomenal!” on LinkedIn might as well be from another planet than me
Everyone who says something fucked up online should have to explain it to a pissed off Minnesotan woman as penance
Photo from The Hill's Al Weaver (from Xitter) catches Tina Smith confronting Mike Lee.
June 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Everyone who says something fucked up online should have to explain it to a pissed off Minnesotan woman as penance
If you hate Linda from Phineas and Ferb you are deeply infected with misogyny. I am dead serious about this.
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If you hate Linda from Phineas and Ferb you are deeply infected with misogyny. I am dead serious about this.
A beautiful butch/femme couple
June 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A beautiful butch/femme couple
Jimmy McGill would have loved the television show Crazy Ex Girlfriend
May 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Jimmy McGill would have loved the television show Crazy Ex Girlfriend
I was born in the right generation because I love millennial cringe. You go girl sing that song about your dog! Post it on tiktok!
May 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I was born in the right generation because I love millennial cringe. You go girl sing that song about your dog! Post it on tiktok!
Game Changer bts talking about how they had to go through a whole process and send a summary of the episode before they could license Kiss From A Rose…as a Yellowjackets fan I Think I Know Why
May 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Game Changer bts talking about how they had to go through a whole process and send a summary of the episode before they could license Kiss From A Rose…as a Yellowjackets fan I Think I Know Why
Wish what happened to Andor had happened to Yellowjackets tbh
May 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Wish what happened to Andor had happened to Yellowjackets tbh
That being said imagine how good the final Syril/Cassian confrontation would have been after three seasons of Valjean and Javert shit
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That being said imagine how good the final Syril/Cassian confrontation would have been after three seasons of Valjean and Javert shit
Andor knocked the Syril/Dedra relationship out of the park in the limited space they had. I 100% bought it.
May 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Andor knocked the Syril/Dedra relationship out of the park in the limited space they had. I 100% bought it.
Got chills when the Ghorman senator yelled “tomorrow it’ll be your planets” in front of Bail Organa
May 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Got chills when the Ghorman senator yelled “tomorrow it’ll be your planets” in front of Bail Organa
My one gripe with Andor is that these guys are shit at disguises. I need to sit Luthen down and make him watch a couple episodes of the Americans
May 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My one gripe with Andor is that these guys are shit at disguises. I need to sit Luthen down and make him watch a couple episodes of the Americans
The way Andor clearly wanted to to a Kleya standalone episode but didn’t have time…Justice for my show
April 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The way Andor clearly wanted to to a Kleya standalone episode but didn’t have time…Justice for my show
AHSOKA: remember Thrawn, from the Star Wars books? Well, guess what :)
ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :)
ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :)
AHSOKA: Grand Admiral Thrawn! Scary!
ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.
ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.
April 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
AHSOKA: remember Thrawn, from the Star Wars books? Well, guess what :)
ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :)
ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :)
When in doubt dance it out
April 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When in doubt dance it out
I’m so angry we aren’t getting five seasons of Andor
April 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m so angry we aren’t getting five seasons of Andor
They need to be in a support group together
April 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They need to be in a support group together
My bisexuality whenever I watch an episode of Breaking Bad
a man in a suit and tie stands behind a podium with the words i 've been here the whole time behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands behind a podium with the words i 've been here the whole time behind him
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April 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My bisexuality whenever I watch an episode of Breaking Bad
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do NOT trust her. She is a fugly slut!
April 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do NOT trust her. She is a fugly slut!
Meet Shauna Shipman, the new interim president of Columbia University
March 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Meet Shauna Shipman, the new interim president of Columbia University
Me when I leave the club at 10 PM
March 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me when I leave the club at 10 PM