Always bothering this lady stg

Woke up early today, started fights in the replies on Twitter, texted my mom two very important questions (see below), texted someone happy birthday when it’s not his birthday, finished a book. I’ve been very productive thus far

If I had a nickel for every time I made it into a national publication this month I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Who gave Lucy this fuck ass Bob???

The general region where men think I’m an absolute 10/10

I’m going to request it so fast!!

My nail stylist was so proud of my nails she posed my hands for a picture so OBVIOUSLY I have to share her work. Every day I see my nails and think “ah!! They’re so cute. Such joy and happiness!”

And you know what’s messed up?? That’s NOT an ugly duckling…. Why would they write a whole book about him like that?

Oh I’m so excited.

Things heard from these women’s hockey announcers that are probably
in love “you wouldn’t be able to take me wide. I’d just nail ya”