Andrea
@annies-roomate.bsky.social
You guys… this was a good one and I didn’t get a single like. You don’t fuck with Sarah squirm or what??
Had a nightmare I met Sarah Squirm in a bad outfit
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You guys… this was a good one and I didn’t get a single like. You don’t fuck with Sarah squirm or what??
Had a nightmare I met Sarah Squirm in a bad outfit
May 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Had a nightmare I met Sarah Squirm in a bad outfit
Always bothering this lady stg
April 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Always bothering this lady stg
Looooottta Jesus edits on the fyp today
April 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Looooottta Jesus edits on the fyp today
How come Herman the worm was out here cannibalizing his whole family and none of us even batted an eye
April 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How come Herman the worm was out here cannibalizing his whole family and none of us even batted an eye
People keep saying “I thought I maybe had ADHD until I met you” and “I thought MY ADHD was bad before meeting you” ummmm hullo???
April 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
People keep saying “I thought I maybe had ADHD until I met you” and “I thought MY ADHD was bad before meeting you” ummmm hullo???
Woke up early today, started fights in the replies on Twitter, texted my mom two very important questions (see below), texted someone happy birthday when it’s not his birthday, finished a book. I’ve been very productive thus far
April 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Woke up early today, started fights in the replies on Twitter, texted my mom two very important questions (see below), texted someone happy birthday when it’s not his birthday, finished a book. I’ve been very productive thus far
If I had a nickel for every time I made it into a national publication this month I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
March 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I made it into a national publication this month I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Who gave Lucy this fuck ass Bob???
March 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Who gave Lucy this fuck ass Bob???
Am I talking about the hunger games on every first date I go on? Well yes!
March 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Am I talking about the hunger games on every first date I go on? Well yes!
Watching Sound of Music with Annie and Jude, picking little beads out of silicon, thirsting after captain von trapp
March 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Watching Sound of Music with Annie and Jude, picking little beads out of silicon, thirsting after captain von trapp
It’s all fun and games until you have to move across the country and you don’t know anyone with a truck that has a large enough towing capacity to cross over the Rocky Mountains with a trailer full of all your belongings.
February 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s all fun and games until you have to move across the country and you don’t know anyone with a truck that has a large enough towing capacity to cross over the Rocky Mountains with a trailer full of all your belongings.
Romanticizing a new girl living situation and then realizing men are bad and I don’t trust them…
February 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Romanticizing a new girl living situation and then realizing men are bad and I don’t trust them…
Gotta find a parasol before moving to Vegas
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Gotta find a parasol before moving to Vegas
All I want is a professional athlete gf. Is that too much to ask???
February 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All I want is a professional athlete gf. Is that too much to ask???
The Beatles have gone woke. “I Me Mine” what is this, the pronoun anthem??
February 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Beatles have gone woke. “I Me Mine” what is this, the pronoun anthem??
Thinking about how I met a beautiful person and their beautiful cat and now I’ll probably never see them again. Smh
February 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Thinking about how I met a beautiful person and their beautiful cat and now I’ll probably never see them again. Smh
Reading the Julia Fox memoir to impress a girl 💋🧚♀️✨
January 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reading the Julia Fox memoir to impress a girl 💋🧚♀️✨
The general region where men think I’m an absolute 10/10
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The general region where men think I’m an absolute 10/10
Annie and Will’s grandma doesn’t like that Eli Musk
January 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Annie and Will’s grandma doesn’t like that Eli Musk
Reposted by Andrea
Fourth Wing is Top Gun but for BookTok girlies
January 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fourth Wing is Top Gun but for BookTok girlies
Cishom man who came over to kick feet and giggle didn’t even comment on my new soap dish shaped like a tiny bathtub :/
January 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cishom man who came over to kick feet and giggle didn’t even comment on my new soap dish shaped like a tiny bathtub :/
I have a deep deep yearning to have in depth discussions about flea bag with anyone who will give me the time of day
January 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I have a deep deep yearning to have in depth discussions about flea bag with anyone who will give me the time of day
Cishet man who came over to hook up didn’t even comment on my new soap dish shaped like a tiny bathtub :/
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Cishet man who came over to hook up didn’t even comment on my new soap dish shaped like a tiny bathtub :/
Yes-men are boring. Have you tried surrounding yourself with no-women?
December 16, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Yes-men are boring. Have you tried surrounding yourself with no-women?