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annie b
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local woman, walking around, minding her own business....
i love seeing a day has an 80% chance of rain and it’s like no sad i didn’t want it to rain that day! and then you look at the hourly and it’s 80% chance of rain at 3 am and it’s like miracles are everywhere when you know what to look for
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
last week i was kinda stoned walking around the UES and there was a huge line for the ralph lauren coffee shop and everyone there was dressed so similarly i started freaking out. so many brown coats….
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
sometimes i see a guy who is like, what you would draw if someone asked you to draw a guy who lives in bushwick, and it takes my breath away
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
had the most devastating moment last night where someone was asking me & a friend how we knew each other and we said college & he asked when we graduated & we said 2013 and he pauses and goes “you graduated…college in 2013?” and we go “yeah” and he says “oh haha i graduated high school in 2013”
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
saw a guy reading marcus aurelius’s meditations on the train this morning and thought to myself oh brother here we go
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
oh my god i saw someone post from tonight’s wednesday show and i froze because i was like “oh my god no im
missing the gig” but then i remembered im seeing wednesday on wednesday 😌 because it’s fun to say that 😌
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by annie b
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
some guys i know who were all friends & roommates from freshman year and who i haven’t seen since like, before graduation are all hanging out together and posting instagram stories about it and it’s like wow that’s great they’re all still friends :’)
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
the woman i catsit for thought i left a cosmetic thing at her apt (might’ve been another catsitter or her niece) - i didn’t but i looked up the product and it was a $60 beach hair spray so reader, as it turns out i *did* forget it at her apartment
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
this is so embarrassing
i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i know this has probably been reported on but lindsay duncan is only 18 years older than billy crudup and plays his mom on the morning show. unbelievable. unless it’s like also a storyline in the show that she was young when she had him and i’m forgetting because this show does too much.
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
this woman i know who's a bit of a nut (anti-vax, adult catholic convert, married to a cop, lives in florida) for like a minute was posting about how the 2nd amendment guarantees us freedom of speech & used the UK as an example of what happens to free speech when you dont have guns
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i love being in my mid-30s everyone i know is either getting married, having kids, or giving up on their dreams
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
kill yourself, probably
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
has every country’s descent into authoritarianism been this fucking stupid or is this a uniquely american problem www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Reposted by annie b
Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i love to say things to myself like "i always forget that jessy barden is married to henry winkler's son." no i don't. i barely know that at all. i think i saw it once and was like "wow what a great father in law to have" and that was that.
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i'm off twitter for good now but it was very funny to see people who were holding out staying there finding worse and worse tweets to be like "see? they don't have this on bluesky. i'm never leaving this website cuz of good shit like this!" meanwhile everything around them is pure hate speech
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the key to getting off any social media platform is to get in an argument with someone stupid and then delete your account. then your last memory of that platform will be fighting a moron and you can just move on.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
was telling my boyfriend about the theory that some people are more active at night bc like, distant ancestors would have to stay up all night to guard the village or whatever and he just goes “that’s stolen valor.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
oh my god this woman i know got married this past spring and for halloween their couples’ costume is him wearing a shirt with a pot of honey on it and her wearing a shirt with a moon on it
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i hate it when i get into an intense conversation with someone on the west coast late at night. like i want to respond but it is 1:30 AM and i have to work tomorrow/in a few hours
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
saw a donut that looks really good :)
it’s in toronto :(
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
when i put the heat to a low simmer and cover my pot of soup for one hour i feel very “yes mama let’s develop those flavors” like who are u going to become
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i always feel a little bad when someone goes through a breakup and it immediately becomes apparent that their now ex was the only person they talked to & socialized with
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM