all time great

i think that's just dynasty warriors

what do you mean her command grab extends all the way up to her fuckin mouth

HER FUCKING HEAD FELL OFF

woody harrellson voice

this is one of very few times I've seen something Canadian and snarked to myself "wow theyll fund anything over there wont they". like im sorry but im looking at a fucking sock right now

? because another dog gave birth to it what zen riddle bullshit are you spouting at me right now

hold up i just found out he's still around alright this joke makes no sense nevermind

i think about favorite drink: milk almost every time he comes to mind

i think its a way to regulate your breathing by making you think deliberately about it as the bag constricts and expands. like how hiccup remedies are about making you focus intently on something else to get them to go away

he died of a fentanyl overdose a couple years later

one year my cousins girlfriend hung herself outside his house and he thought she was a halloween decoration at first

every woman is a potential man

its literally designed like all its parts are supposed to break off like phases in a metal slug boss fight