annie bucatini
@anniebucatini.bsky.social
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i do this to all my adversaries because i know that for them a long life is the greatest punishment. unlike goku though deftones doesnt play while i do it
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IT'S CALLED BLACKROM, COOP. SPADES. AND NOT THE KIND YOU DIG WITH. PURE CONCUPISCENT KISMESISSITUDE. THE FELLAS AT QUANTICO THOUGHT IT WAS ENEMIES TO LOVERS. THEY'VE HIT THE BOTTOM LEFT QUADRANT, WAY WAY DOWN LOW
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
IT'S CALLED BLACKROM, COOP. SPADES. AND NOT THE KIND YOU DIG WITH. PURE CONCUPISCENT KISMESISSITUDE. THE FELLAS AT QUANTICO THOUGHT IT WAS ENEMIES TO LOVERS. THEY'VE HIT THE BOTTOM LEFT QUADRANT, WAY WAY DOWN LOW
im gatekeeping the 7/11 in the city with the best slurpee machine
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
im gatekeeping the 7/11 in the city with the best slurpee machine
every time i play with my cat im like man her hitboxes are so broken
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
every time i play with my cat im like man her hitboxes are so broken
so im seeing this girl right. shes amazing. beautiful. theres just one thing. shes always got this ribbon around her neck. dont know what the deal is. wears it in the shower even. the thing smells. mildew or something? earthy. should i remove it next time shes asleep and run it through the wash?
October 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so im seeing this girl right. shes amazing. beautiful. theres just one thing. shes always got this ribbon around her neck. dont know what the deal is. wears it in the shower even. the thing smells. mildew or something? earthy. should i remove it next time shes asleep and run it through the wash?
this wont be easy but i have something to confess....i was the one who put triumph the insult comic dog to sleep.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this wont be easy but i have something to confess....i was the one who put triumph the insult comic dog to sleep.
nobody hyperventilates into brown paper bags anymore
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
nobody hyperventilates into brown paper bags anymore
i hope when i die i remember to close my eyes so everyone dealing with my body doesnt have to keep accidentally making eye contact with me
October 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i hope when i die i remember to close my eyes so everyone dealing with my body doesnt have to keep accidentally making eye contact with me
just saw one of those waymo cars for the first time, assumed it was prowling for purebred dalmatians to skin alive or something
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw one of those waymo cars for the first time, assumed it was prowling for purebred dalmatians to skin alive or something
excuse me sir do you carry any decaf "energy waffles"
October 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
excuse me sir do you carry any decaf "energy waffles"
silently excommunicated from the breadtuber wedding planner discord for asking if rachel dolezal has rsvp'd yet
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
silently excommunicated from the breadtuber wedding planner discord for asking if rachel dolezal has rsvp'd yet
causing discomfort at the breadtube wedding by refusing to call it "sexytimes"
October 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
causing discomfort at the breadtube wedding by refusing to call it "sexytimes"
chastised at the breadtube wedding for asking why the epic meal time guy isnt there
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
chastised at the breadtube wedding for asking why the epic meal time guy isnt there
kicked out of the breadtube wedding for listing all the most offensive cards against humanity phrases
October 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
kicked out of the breadtube wedding for listing all the most offensive cards against humanity phrases
oh hell nah they got my baby sister singing jacob collier at the choir recital
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
oh hell nah they got my baby sister singing jacob collier at the choir recital
now heres a guy who knows what hes about
October 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
now heres a guy who knows what hes about
steven wright voice in all my years i never once heard craig stutter
October 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
steven wright voice in all my years i never once heard craig stutter
is it an age thing that i refuse to trust those horrible resealable plastic flaps they put on everything in place of zip seals? am i wasteful and behind the times for putting every one of those containers straight into a gallon bag the second it hits my kitchen counter
September 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
is it an age thing that i refuse to trust those horrible resealable plastic flaps they put on everything in place of zip seals? am i wasteful and behind the times for putting every one of those containers straight into a gallon bag the second it hits my kitchen counter
combating my apartment building's rising laundry prices by accruing more white articles of clothing so when i have to wash my whites i at least feel like its worth it because i have a load's worth of whites to wash
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
combating my apartment building's rising laundry prices by accruing more white articles of clothing so when i have to wash my whites i at least feel like its worth it because i have a load's worth of whites to wash
easy bottom ten hot lettuce
September 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
easy bottom ten hot lettuce
that and im gonna have to start seeing stickers all around the city that say shit like FREE THE THROAT GOAT. truth, i only hope theyre more clever than that
September 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
that and im gonna have to start seeing stickers all around the city that say shit like FREE THE THROAT GOAT. truth, i only hope theyre more clever than that
the only thing im worried about as more info surfaces on the guy charlie kirk slang neck on is that being really good at engraving teensy tiny little messages on bullet casings could become a barrier to entry for other aspiring political assassins with congenital tremors or subpar penmanship.
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the only thing im worried about as more info surfaces on the guy charlie kirk slang neck on is that being really good at engraving teensy tiny little messages on bullet casings could become a barrier to entry for other aspiring political assassins with congenital tremors or subpar penmanship.
im definitely the one in the friend group with the coolest phone number
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
im definitely the one in the friend group with the coolest phone number
"hey annie how are you and your cat doing"
September 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"hey annie how are you and your cat doing"
labubu community, i need your help! can anyone tell me how much my baby is worth
August 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
labubu community, i need your help! can anyone tell me how much my baby is worth