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Annie b
@annieblou.bsky.social
100% fail rate of coming up with something funny when asked to come up with something funny
I’m very traditional in that I don’t think that I, as a woman, should have to handle extension cords in any capacity
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
I see Beyoncé in two weeks
June 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
it’s so cool that soft serve ice cream doesn’t have any calories and doesn’t cost anything either :)
June 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My student loans are back on forbearance. Gotta say guys, seems like they really don’t need the money that bad.
June 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I love trying to sleuth out if an acquaintance on fb/insta is divorced. I wanna welcome all divas to the most chic club in town
June 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this is obviously not news to most but man it really is just nice to be nice.
June 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Cars are sentient in that they can tell when you’re starting to get into a better financial position and decide to decompose in some way
May 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Mohsen was just released by the federal judge in VT!!
April 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
few things I love more than hearing children playing on my street
April 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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LAST OF US SEASON 2 SPOILER: So is Joel pregnant yet or are they not following the game
April 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I parallel parked correctly on the first try AND it only took 3 attempts to correctly record my outgoing voicemail greeting. A Good Friday indeed.
April 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Since Ryan Seacrest took over hosting Wheel of Fortune, I spend most of an episode thinking about how good is he at hosting people
February 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Body dysmorphia is kinda crazy because I always forget what my boobs look like. I see a small chested model look good in a shirt and I think “ah yes that will look the same on me” and lo and behold I look unbecoming
January 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
one of the reasons I struggle with bsky is because I don’t follow enough real housewives and Beyoncé fans. wya.
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
is this the only ethical major social media app? stay tuned!
January 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
cream cheese frosting, the woman you are….
December 22, 2024 at 2:15 PM
a cute old lady called out to Michael and me in the grocery store that we looked like a happy couple. she was in a motorized scooter and wore a light up Christmas light necklace that she said her son gave her. I would indeed give my life to her.
December 19, 2023 at 1:24 AM
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rip anthony bourdain you would have loved november 29th 2023
November 30, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Ever find out you have a mole some place you couldn’t see and it changes your whole perception of who you are as a person?
November 29, 2023 at 1:28 AM
People keep posting online about how Black Friday isn’t what it used to be. While the sales are definitely not sale-ing like they did before, the overall change is definitely due to the pandemic in case we all forgot that happened
November 25, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Eating a pop tart from a gas station. Nature is healing.
November 23, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Michael sent me a text to let me know he used my card to buy the movie Les Mis on Amazon prime. I don’t have a problem that he used my card, I do have a problem that he bought a digital copy of a movie we have on DVD AND blu ray
November 19, 2023 at 4:29 AM
I’m stuck with the choices I’ve made, but in reflection of life thus far, I would love to pursue a career where I could drink water regularly and not have lips so dry that other people are uncomfortable looking at me.
November 18, 2023 at 7:24 PM
when are people going to start talking about the addicting nature of laminating things? There are stories to be told here.
November 6, 2023 at 8:50 PM