catgirl: meow

doggirl: woof

angelgirl: faint hum emanating from the halo

contraptiongirl: twenty seconds of hideous metal scraping against metal followed by a bang, a crash, and the tinkle of broken glass

who up scrollin they texts

guess I'm back. y'all might like this loginasroot.net/computer_sho...

if this policy was consistently applied I would have the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing

hypnotizing all the pop-neuroscientists and making them believe hypnosis only works when you let it

Can someone explain to me why people are complaining about Matt Yglesias every time I log on here? Is it just that this place skews more progressive since they're fleeing conservative Musk? or did he do something to bsky people specifically?

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