Last one, stolen from a friend:

Pumpkin peye

Biblically accurate pumpkin pie

Happy Thanksgiving! Just remember this year:

Beauty is the pie beholder.

...you ever get high, sit on your couch, replaying BG3 for the *cough*th time, eating graham crackers and chocolate bars and realize that you are basically a raccoon that was given/cursed the ability to participate in society?

😭 That's me today.

Oh! Thank the gods for the internet. We can determine this for ourselves. Let's see, according to OpenSecrets...

Ope.

$186,303 from insurance
$159,585 from air transport

And that doesn't include the $250k invested personally in ✨ insurance ✨

My partner forgot to take the trash to the curb so I sent him this (after I took it to the curb). Fortunately, he laughed and my secret nagging personality remains undetected. Except, y'know, for this post.

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This is Jolene. Her nicknames: Jo-Jo, Jo-bean, Beantown, Baby

Happy Halloween from the High Prince of the Black Realm. May your night be free from Mothman and may you get an allowance.

#abaddon #hauntedhotel

I have decided, post-DRP, to focus on my ✨ art ✨. But it turns out that my art is... Well, this.

CW: cartoon butthole, capitalism

#yellowthu

I'm new to digital art. This was supposed to be a quick shading exercise. Then hyperfixation came for me and now I'm emotionally attached to this lil doughnut picture.

Troy and Abed are absolutely the Merry and Pippin of the group. I will not be convinced otherwise.

Jolene graced me with a blep today. A fortuitous omen for the new year.

My daughter wants a cat chair for Christmas. I found one from Home Depot. I'm pretty sure it has a butthole, but I think she'll consider that a feature. We've been lovingly calling it "the butthole chair"

This is Jolene. She is trained to come when she hears the song Jolene by Dolly Parton. She has extra toes and two hidden, secret claws. She drools when she's happy.