Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

BREAKING:

House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.

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Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
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Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci

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I now have 10,000 followers here but over 5.9 million at the other place. If you want Me to switch for good I need you to get the word out that I'm here, pathetically desperate for worship (just like in real life), and filled with even more contempt for you here than I was there.

Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.

My son’s school is not your church.