Anne Marie Pace
@annemariepace.bsky.social
Writer of picture books (VAMPIRINA BALLERINA, MOUSE CALLS, and more), chapter book bios and HF. Reader of almost everything. SCBWI. Authors Guild. Repped by Rachel Orr at Prospect. She/her. Find me at www.annemariepace.com
The teachers at Abbott Elementary. I'm screwed. Loved, but screwed.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The teachers at Abbott Elementary. I'm screwed. Loved, but screwed.
If you're living with a four year old, you know how a 4 year old thinks.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you're living with a four year old, you know how a 4 year old thinks.
That is a book and I hope you will write it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
That is a book and I hope you will write it.
Wonderful! What a team!
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Wonderful! What a team!
I googled, but didn't click through.
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I googled, but didn't click through.
I don't have one clue who that is. Here goes Google.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don't have one clue who that is. Here goes Google.
That is the very definition of evil.
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
That is the very definition of evil.
I do hate the vague and horrified posts. There's a big one I just read (lots of comments and shares) that just talks about "she." She is apparently a monster, but I don't know if she pulled out someone's toenails or voted for Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I do hate the vague and horrified posts. There's a big one I just read (lots of comments and shares) that just talks about "she." She is apparently a monster, but I don't know if she pulled out someone's toenails or voted for Trump.
I am there for it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am there for it.
Thank you so much for telling me that! I have enjoyed watching the way the show runners have adapted the character for longer forms, and reading people's responses.
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Thank you so much for telling me that! I have enjoyed watching the way the show runners have adapted the character for longer forms, and reading people's responses.
I can state authoritatively that it is a portmanteau of vampire and ballerina.
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I can state authoritatively that it is a portmanteau of vampire and ballerina.
Love it! Did the kids roar?
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Love it! Did the kids roar?
Oh, I'd love that!
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh, I'd love that!
With spam it doesn't work, but with legit companies it generally does.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
With spam it doesn't work, but with legit companies it generally does.
One of my kids went to urgent care recently and they told her to take allergy meds. She doesn't have allergies. They decided from one of her several symptoms that she had allergies and that's as far as they would go. She was so frustrated.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
One of my kids went to urgent care recently and they told her to take allergy meds. She doesn't have allergies. They decided from one of her several symptoms that she had allergies and that's as far as they would go. She was so frustrated.
You do know about the "unsubscribe" button, right?
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You do know about the "unsubscribe" button, right?
Do the Yankee Candle ads threaten death and destruction if you don't order?
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Do the Yankee Candle ads threaten death and destruction if you don't order?
It's been sitting on the family room floor for two months. I'm in retirement, too.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's been sitting on the family room floor for two months. I'm in retirement, too.
I love her work.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I love her work.
When you're done, can you put together my Wayfair bathroom stand?
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When you're done, can you put together my Wayfair bathroom stand?