Ann Bransom
@annbransom.bsky.social
Digital Forensic Examiner and researcher. CFCE. No, I will not hack into your partner’s phone. Halloween obsessed. Horror artist for fun. Mom to three spawn.
Strongly encourage parents to let their kids help out in the kitchen from a young age if for no other reason than you might get lucky and end up with a kid who bakes fresh bread for no reason on a cold November Saturday.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Strongly encourage parents to let their kids help out in the kitchen from a young age if for no other reason than you might get lucky and end up with a kid who bakes fresh bread for no reason on a cold November Saturday.
I got nothing. Which is honestly the perfect cap to a horrible day.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I got nothing. Which is honestly the perfect cap to a horrible day.
Lawyers upon seeing the mass adoption of Microsoft Word, a demonically horrible word processing application:
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lawyers upon seeing the mass adoption of Microsoft Word, a demonically horrible word processing application:
Currently, my anxiety is manifesting as me cooking cuts of meat I’ve never cooked before. Tonight I did a rump roast with a plate full of carbohydrates. Always heard rump roast was tough, but low and slow did the job. It was delicious. Might do this for the holidays once we’re all turkeyed out.
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Currently, my anxiety is manifesting as me cooking cuts of meat I’ve never cooked before. Tonight I did a rump roast with a plate full of carbohydrates. Always heard rump roast was tough, but low and slow did the job. It was delicious. Might do this for the holidays once we’re all turkeyed out.
I see they’ve tweaked it. 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I see they’ve tweaked it. 🙄
Halloween 2025 at Hickman Hollow is on the books. Only 365 days to level up for next year. 👻 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Halloween 2025 at Hickman Hollow is on the books. Only 365 days to level up for next year. 👻 🎃
Once there was a girl named Jenny.
She was like all the other girls,
except for one thing.
She always wore a green ribbon around her neck.
6 more days… #Halloween
She was like all the other girls,
except for one thing.
She always wore a green ribbon around her neck.
6 more days… #Halloween
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Once there was a girl named Jenny.
She was like all the other girls,
except for one thing.
She always wore a green ribbon around her neck.
6 more days… #Halloween
She was like all the other girls,
except for one thing.
She always wore a green ribbon around her neck.
6 more days… #Halloween
Greg is seething over this post.
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Greg is seething over this post.
Hearing finally over. And now the decompressing begins.
October 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hearing finally over. And now the decompressing begins.
Hello, Dallas. I am in you.
October 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hello, Dallas. I am in you.
It’s a little thing, but words really cannot capture how much I hate the iOS 26 Preview app logo.
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s a little thing, but words really cannot capture how much I hate the iOS 26 Preview app logo.
Pumpkin sausage penne to try and summon some fall weather. 🍁 🎃
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Pumpkin sausage penne to try and summon some fall weather. 🍁 🎃
Them: Taking Tylenol while pregnant causes autism. Just imagine what worse substances might do!
70s/80s Babies:
70s/80s Babies:
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Them: Taking Tylenol while pregnant causes autism. Just imagine what worse substances might do!
70s/80s Babies:
70s/80s Babies:
My local taco place put my birria burrito in a pizza box and there ain’t a damn thing wrong with that. 🤤
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My local taco place put my birria burrito in a pizza box and there ain’t a damn thing wrong with that. 🤤
I just finished this movie, and it was fine.
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I just finished this movie, and it was fine.
I have been consumed by the news and delivered multiple rants to the teenage children and must now face the Beagle of Judgment.
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I have been consumed by the news and delivered multiple rants to the teenage children and must now face the Beagle of Judgment.
Had a very serious fire about 15 years ago. I pulled up & fire fighters were just about to blast open my front door because my two labs were standing in the window wagging their tails. I unlocked the door & those two doofuses jumped on every fire person in sight. Most exciting day of their lives. 😂
September 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Had a very serious fire about 15 years ago. I pulled up & fire fighters were just about to blast open my front door because my two labs were standing in the window wagging their tails. I unlocked the door & those two doofuses jumped on every fire person in sight. Most exciting day of their lives. 😂
I don’t have resting bitch face, I have resting whatever this face is.
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I don’t have resting bitch face, I have resting whatever this face is.
This was ridiculous 😂 👏
September 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This was ridiculous 😂 👏
Pretty pleased with how my cemetery columns are turning out. Materials are wood, foam, DryLok, and acrylic paint. #HomeHaunt #Halloween
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Pretty pleased with how my cemetery columns are turning out. Materials are wood, foam, DryLok, and acrylic paint. #HomeHaunt #Halloween
Did anybody else have a book they read so many times as a kid that the words started to fade or just me?
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Did anybody else have a book they read so many times as a kid that the words started to fade or just me?
I have idiotically spaced my kids so that one is in high school, one is in junior high, and one is in elementary. So I have twelve communication apps spamming me every day times three. My parenting style is officially this meme.
August 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I have idiotically spaced my kids so that one is in high school, one is in junior high, and one is in elementary. So I have twelve communication apps spamming me every day times three. My parenting style is officially this meme.