I am perhaps not as good at masking at work as I thought.

"also you know you guys do have slavery ants, so the altruistic argument - "
"Slavery? Really? You want to go down that path, human?!"

"um I am literally part of the most altruistic species? Excuse you."
"Yeah no I get that but still."

"this child is from a rich family and their parents were cool with them sexualised in uncomfortable ways and pressured them to be famous and don't care about their feelings and their perceptions of the world are so broken they struggle to have personal relationships."

"maybe this time will be different"

"what if you were anxious AND you had a stomach ache."

"the true horror of this is constantly being trapped in the in-between, always waiting and travelling and being between spaces." Yeah, yeah, we all have ADHD, you're not special.

RIP people who are killed by eldritch horrors but I'm different.

I would go to measure the abyss and drop the damn tape measure and then look for another one then get distracted and finish my dishes.

I would go into the five minute hallway and then go "ah fuck I forgot my headphones" and jog back.

Jarrad you are a goddamn genius

my gut bacteria and eyelash mites are just extremophiles. like flamingoes.