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Been seeing some parallel TERF shit from some not close friends lately so I'm turning on the thing that lets Instagram shows your mutuals your likes and I'm liking nothing but horny shit and pro-trans stuff and I will yank them back into line so help me god
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Been seeing some parallel TERF shit from some not close friends lately so I'm turning on the thing that lets Instagram shows your mutuals your likes and I'm liking nothing but horny shit and pro-trans stuff and I will yank them back into line so help me god
One of my favourite video game facts is that in FMV classic Night Trap, the vampires biting people was too scary, so instead they had terrifying long syringes that the vampires would jam into people's throats which I, an expert, would consider way scarier?!
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
One of my favourite video game facts is that in FMV classic Night Trap, the vampires biting people was too scary, so instead they had terrifying long syringes that the vampires would jam into people's throats which I, an expert, would consider way scarier?!
I had so many people recommend the Murderbot show to me and not like in the normal "I like this and want to share it" but like "you would love this" and I started watching it and I feel very seen in both a loved and terrifying way
September 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I had so many people recommend the Murderbot show to me and not like in the normal "I like this and want to share it" but like "you would love this" and I started watching it and I feel very seen in both a loved and terrifying way
Jaye and I went to four different resteraunts that would not serve us food and it became very absurd and now I am tired and giggly and at a restaurant where I keep expecting them to go "actually we cancelled your order because a ghost ate all the food" or something
August 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Jaye and I went to four different resteraunts that would not serve us food and it became very absurd and now I am tired and giggly and at a restaurant where I keep expecting them to go "actually we cancelled your order because a ghost ate all the food" or something
Cancelling my YouTube premium because holy crap the whole "we want your ID and facial verification stuff" has creeped me the hell out. They're not even doing it here but it's suss as hell
August 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Cancelling my YouTube premium because holy crap the whole "we want your ID and facial verification stuff" has creeped me the hell out. They're not even doing it here but it's suss as hell
Conversation with an ant:
"Did you know meringue is fireproof? You should insulate your house with it!"
"Hm. No. That seems like a bad idea."
"Excuse you which of us has millions of years of construction experience?"
"I mean technically yes but I think you might have ulterior motives?"
"Did you know meringue is fireproof? You should insulate your house with it!"
"Hm. No. That seems like a bad idea."
"Excuse you which of us has millions of years of construction experience?"
"I mean technically yes but I think you might have ulterior motives?"
August 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Conversation with an ant:
"Did you know meringue is fireproof? You should insulate your house with it!"
"Hm. No. That seems like a bad idea."
"Excuse you which of us has millions of years of construction experience?"
"I mean technically yes but I think you might have ulterior motives?"
"Did you know meringue is fireproof? You should insulate your house with it!"
"Hm. No. That seems like a bad idea."
"Excuse you which of us has millions of years of construction experience?"
"I mean technically yes but I think you might have ulterior motives?"
My YouTube drama that I love is getting uncomfortable so I've started listening to drama about other internet famous people and... Man so much of it is so sad.
August 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My YouTube drama that I love is getting uncomfortable so I've started listening to drama about other internet famous people and... Man so much of it is so sad.
If I say "hey this tastes awful you gotta try this" it is the equivalent of me doing a little fancy dance like a bird of paradise. But like in a friendship way.
August 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If I say "hey this tastes awful you gotta try this" it is the equivalent of me doing a little fancy dance like a bird of paradise. But like in a friendship way.
Had about 80% of a panic attack yesterday in the car and was sitting there and a small self aware part of me was like "god I wish I wasn't listening to the Barbie My Scene Jammin' in Jamaica soundtrack for this."
August 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Had about 80% of a panic attack yesterday in the car and was sitting there and a small self aware part of me was like "god I wish I wasn't listening to the Barbie My Scene Jammin' in Jamaica soundtrack for this."
I keep walking towards things, remember comfort eating doesn't actually help, walking back to my desk. I have been in this loop all day.
August 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I keep walking towards things, remember comfort eating doesn't actually help, walking back to my desk. I have been in this loop all day.
We were supposed to start a meeting 45 minutes ago and the waiting mode is starting to cause me physical pain
July 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We were supposed to start a meeting 45 minutes ago and the waiting mode is starting to cause me physical pain
The concept of House of Leaves is especially funny to me because I think if I noticed my house's dimensions didn't make sense, or a new room existed, I would just forget about it or assume I forgot about it or I would intend to double check it and forget it again.
July 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The concept of House of Leaves is especially funny to me because I think if I noticed my house's dimensions didn't make sense, or a new room existed, I would just forget about it or assume I forgot about it or I would intend to double check it and forget it again.
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I haven't gotten a UTI or a mosquito bite or a tick in years and I like to think it's because I drink so many energy drinks that my body is just acidic and toxic like some kind of fantasy swamp
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I haven't gotten a UTI or a mosquito bite or a tick in years and I like to think it's because I drink so many energy drinks that my body is just acidic and toxic like some kind of fantasy swamp
Someone at work says "someone is going to have the fact check this" and my entire body stiffens like I'm a scent hound.
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Someone at work says "someone is going to have the fact check this" and my entire body stiffens like I'm a scent hound.
I sent myself a link to something on messenger, or at least I thought I did, but it's not there and now I'm worried I sent that to a group chat or something and I am HAUNTED
June 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I sent myself a link to something on messenger, or at least I thought I did, but it's not there and now I'm worried I sent that to a group chat or something and I am HAUNTED
Fun fact: I only managed to get the hang of the redacting software we use once I realised it functions the same as using fireball in Pathfinder: Kingmaker.
June 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Fun fact: I only managed to get the hang of the redacting software we use once I realised it functions the same as using fireball in Pathfinder: Kingmaker.
One of my favourite genres of joke is the "As a dietician, here's ten things I don't eat. Number one: uranium."
June 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
One of my favourite genres of joke is the "As a dietician, here's ten things I don't eat. Number one: uranium."
"This is such a fuckin' trope, a classic D.C. political advisor bro starting a tequila company? It's so stereotypical."
.....it is?!
.....it is?!
June 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"This is such a fuckin' trope, a classic D.C. political advisor bro starting a tequila company? It's so stereotypical."
.....it is?!
.....it is?!
Man who was it who had those paper letters in a tree at a party that said "youse all". That was so good.
May 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Man who was it who had those paper letters in a tree at a party that said "youse all". That was so good.
A thing I am salty about is that we have to use official redacted software but redacting stuff through MSPaint seems faster and More effective and then it gets CRISPY
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A thing I am salty about is that we have to use official redacted software but redacting stuff through MSPaint seems faster and More effective and then it gets CRISPY
The proliferation of kidnapping romance is so funny to me. Man, none of us want to go to work, huh?
May 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The proliferation of kidnapping romance is so funny to me. Man, none of us want to go to work, huh?
Love the concept that in Doom 3, the hallucinations are demons trying to drive Doomguy mad and corrupt him. Which is also funny if you accept the fan canon that Doomguy is a transman, so he looks in the mirror and is like "huh, my face is melting, but hey, no tits still! Nice."
May 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Love the concept that in Doom 3, the hallucinations are demons trying to drive Doomguy mad and corrupt him. Which is also funny if you accept the fan canon that Doomguy is a transman, so he looks in the mirror and is like "huh, my face is melting, but hey, no tits still! Nice."
Worst part of polyamory is that my partner's sometimes bond by teasing me about my flaws I refuse to change. Best part is multiple people to put my cold hands on.
May 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Worst part of polyamory is that my partner's sometimes bond by teasing me about my flaws I refuse to change. Best part is multiple people to put my cold hands on.
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Every single young Australian would need to order 4,888 t-shirts from Temu each year (13 per day) to match Woodside's current emissions.
And to reach Woodside's maximum emissions estimates for the North West Shelf Extension? They would each need to order 214,571 t-shirts. #woodsideenergy
And to reach Woodside's maximum emissions estimates for the North West Shelf Extension? They would each need to order 214,571 t-shirts. #woodsideenergy
May 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Every single young Australian would need to order 4,888 t-shirts from Temu each year (13 per day) to match Woodside's current emissions.
And to reach Woodside's maximum emissions estimates for the North West Shelf Extension? They would each need to order 214,571 t-shirts. #woodsideenergy
And to reach Woodside's maximum emissions estimates for the North West Shelf Extension? They would each need to order 214,571 t-shirts. #woodsideenergy