I says Hello to Georgia & she meows back.
I stops. "Just to be clear. Hi Georgie!"
Georgie meows back.
3rd time. "Hi Georgia?"
She replies.
"Did I F-ing stutter? I said 'Hi', you deaf MF. Now bring me a treat & rub my chin. Or GTF outa here. I'm trying to take a Nap."

Cats these days. No respect.

Can they also smell what I’ve done? Or is it just my natural essence they can smell?

I'm definitely not showering before any Zoom meetings, and I stand by my no clothing beneath the table decision too.

Fed workers:

Have you received any other emails from OPM to which you could reply?

If not, the fact that this HR account magically wants you to reply to it seems odd