Your Mom™️ Annabel
@annabel.bsky.social
Cheese. Non sequiturs.Fashion. Literature. Food. Travel. Museums. Journalism
Bluesky’s Mom™️
The OG Mum of Bluesky.
Intergalactic cheerleader.
Do you want anything to eat?
Melbourne, Australia.
Bluesky’s Mom™️
The OG Mum of Bluesky.
Intergalactic cheerleader.
Do you want anything to eat?
Melbourne, Australia.
What if your job was standing on your head?
June 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
What if your job was standing on your head?
Labubus are the new nukes dontcha know?
June 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Labubus are the new nukes dontcha know?
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Were Destiny's Child famous enough to both sample Stevie Nicks and have her feature in the music video of Bootylicious?
This feels like a fever dream.
This feels like a fever dream.
June 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Were Destiny's Child famous enough to both sample Stevie Nicks and have her feature in the music video of Bootylicious?
This feels like a fever dream.
This feels like a fever dream.
Love Shack is like two and half minutes too long. That’s what we should be caring about.
June 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Love Shack is like two and half minutes too long. That’s what we should be caring about.
Correction. I should just make an effort.
June 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Correction. I should just make an effort.
OH: this is the time Madonna that you should have mimed. Poor girl.
June 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
OH: this is the time Madonna that you should have mimed. Poor girl.
I should make an effort here.
June 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I should make an effort here.
The White Lotus is just Fantasy Island with more swears, yeah?
April 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The White Lotus is just Fantasy Island with more swears, yeah?
A film called The Brutalist that goes for over 3.5 hours. Checks out.
Films don’t need to be that long.
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Films don’t need to be that long.
💣💣💣
January 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A film called The Brutalist that goes for over 3.5 hours. Checks out.
Films don’t need to be that long.
💣💣💣
Films don’t need to be that long.
💣💣💣
Dear museums, I do not want “an awesome VR adventure” in your institution. Love, Annabel x
December 25, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Dear museums, I do not want “an awesome VR adventure” in your institution. Love, Annabel x
It’s 2024 and this is … well, need, and well … “shouse”. What a time, etc.
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
It’s 2024 and this is … well, need, and well … “shouse”. What a time, etc.
Merry Christmas. May your stools be smooth and your urine clear.
December 24, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Merry Christmas. May your stools be smooth and your urine clear.
Kind of embarrassed for those who persist with ADIEU and its common bedfellows for their opening Wordle word.
December 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Kind of embarrassed for those who persist with ADIEU and its common bedfellows for their opening Wordle word.
Libra: Monday is all out whack. You’re stuffed.
December 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Libra: Monday is all out whack. You’re stuffed.
Tuesday. Libra: you’ve gained weight and not the emotional kind.
December 9, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Tuesday. Libra: you’ve gained weight and not the emotional kind.
Monday. Sagittarius: your meds are only going to be partly efficient today so there’s your excuse.
December 8, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Monday. Sagittarius: your meds are only going to be partly efficient today so there’s your excuse.
December 3. Taurus: we’re not here for your bullshit.
December 3, 2024 at 4:42 AM
December 3. Taurus: we’re not here for your bullshit.
December 2, still blue.
December 2, 2024 at 12:16 PM
December 2, still blue.
December 2, Aquarius: stop ruminating. You really are the problem. Get your shit together.
December 1, 2024 at 11:24 PM
December 2, Aquarius: stop ruminating. You really are the problem. Get your shit together.
December 1, done. Here’s to tomorrow.
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 PM
December 1, done. Here’s to tomorrow.
Dressing all of the guests and host on insiders. I can take that job on.
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Dressing all of the guests and host on insiders. I can take that job on.
Sagittarius: forget it. You’re batting above your average.
December 1, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Sagittarius: forget it. You’re batting above your average.
Christmas trees with churro decorations. That’s what this afternoon’s dream served me.
December 1, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Christmas trees with churro decorations. That’s what this afternoon’s dream served me.
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What was the request here?
I want a letterbox flyer for my lawn mowing business, but can you make it look like the order of service for a funeral?
I want a letterbox flyer for my lawn mowing business, but can you make it look like the order of service for a funeral?
December 1, 2024 at 7:56 AM
What was the request here?
I want a letterbox flyer for my lawn mowing business, but can you make it look like the order of service for a funeral?
I want a letterbox flyer for my lawn mowing business, but can you make it look like the order of service for a funeral?
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I wonder if the guy who invented rotisserie chicken is turning in his grave
November 27, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I wonder if the guy who invented rotisserie chicken is turning in his grave