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so long, and thanks for all the fish

anna
you must inspire fear or love within your computer for it to submit to your commands
April 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i think a cheeky cig would fix me rn
April 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
satire is dead and its rot permeating into everything

we are creating the torment nexus every day and watching it torment for entertainment
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
darmok and jalad on a train
March 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
best thing about working from home is i can drink my choccy milk straight from the carton and not be judged.
March 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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logging on
March 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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transition nightmares where gordon shows up to baby trans and he has to get them on track

"the fuck is that? birth control? why the fuck are you on birth control"

*ramsey shuffling through her wardrobe*

"mygod why does your closet look like it belongs to a teenager? theres no fucking colours!"
March 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Happy women's day! If ur not a woman, ur legally required to send a woman $20!
March 8, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I just released the Museum of All Things version 1.0!!! You can find it at mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...
February 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
the fact that i can finally feasibly start planning for going to thailand for surgery is freaking me out in the best way possible
February 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
channeling ferret energy today: being stinky and biting things
February 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
why does every fucking shop have the same fucking minimalist white on black logo its bleak, nowhere has the juice
February 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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"Deception"
Acrylics on canvas
2025
February 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
February 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i want to feel like how the idea of a cigarette feels not the reality of it. right now i feel strong enough to remember that it will not be how i think about it
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
getting clean sucks, i could be tired outside smoking a cigarette right now but instead im tired on my sofa not smoking a cigarette
February 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
its always a good day when my coworkers cat joins standup and he rubs her ears which she bizarrely seems to love
February 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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okay based on the only other sporting events i watch does the winner still strap the loser at the end
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
new haircut just dropped
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
there are so many little gay people in my phone i want to smooch but so many of them are far away

god really does give his hardest battles to his smoochiest of trannies
February 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
how strange it is to simply be alive
February 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM