Anjou
@anjou.wtf
Openly a professional programmer. Less open personally. Queer and tired.
The fucking face I made when this notification popped up about a former employer.
May 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The fucking face I made when this notification popped up about a former employer.
Got a brand new giant 40-inch 5k curved ridiculously widescreen display for Official Work Reasons, and I honestly don't know what to do with all of it, so I did this.
![The "stop doing math" meme edited to "stop doing giant monitors"
Screens were not supposed to span your whole desk. Years of higher resolutions yet no real-world use found for more than 80 columns of text. Wanted to have more pixels anyway? We had a tool for that: it was called adding a second monitor. "Yes please give me 5K of something. Please give me 6K of it" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what display engineers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the LEDs and LCDs we built for them. (This is a real display done by real Dell Engineers)
[A photo of the widescreen monitor stretched to look even more comically wide, covering the area where three separate images normally appear in the meme.]
"Hello I would like HDR apples please." They have played us for absolute fools.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zu3p6rnidb3pvasbdotksgdu/bafkreicm7of436wl3xa4avtpgf2yt3tgq7epknu5l4xiyqpyw3nm3hvzoa@jpeg)
December 4, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Got a brand new giant 40-inch 5k curved ridiculously widescreen display for Official Work Reasons, and I honestly don't know what to do with all of it, so I did this.
When that friend you haven't talked to in a while reaches out again.
July 7, 2023 at 7:02 PM
When that friend you haven't talked to in a while reaches out again.
This is probably the most powerful profile I've ever seen on a social media platform.
July 5, 2023 at 10:08 PM
This is probably the most powerful profile I've ever seen on a social media platform.