Feeds you,

Every time I do this in the booths people just think I'm gurning

Who cares if I'm a decade late to the party. They can't even take girls back to the green room for ciders. Get fucked, idiots.

All the cute boys back in high school got girls by being emotionally in touch and playing the guitar good. I just had to bide my time, clearly.

gay

Stop seeing reposts from specific people, like you can stop seeing a person's retweets on Twitter

> Tummy Tuesday
> Flat as a chopping board
mate

Any lesser girl would get brainworms over wondering if she types in a masculinising way. Not me. I'm just wracked with confusion instead.

My work ethic is rivalled only by my ability to gloss over basic details.

To be fair, the room *did* go insane during Harvest Sky