Pros of playing a bigger venue: access to a semi-private room where I can sit down and go OOOOAAAAAAHHHH OGGGGHHHHHHHHH MY BOOONESS AAUUUHHHHHHH JEEESUS CHRIST. UUUUUAAAHHHFFGGG
Playing a show in Melbourne soon and the organiser asked me what drinks I want in the green room. The last show I played was in a small club with dodgy CDJs, bro what do you *mean* green room. Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Pros of playing a bigger venue: access to a semi-private room where I can sit down and go OOOOAAAAAAHHHH OGGGGHHHHHHHHH MY BOOONESS AAUUUHHHHHHH JEEESUS CHRIST. UUUUUAAAHHHFFGGG
Playing a show in Melbourne soon and the organiser asked me what drinks I want in the green room. The last show I played was in a small club with dodgy CDJs, bro what do you *mean* green room. Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Playing a show in Melbourne soon and the organiser asked me what drinks I want in the green room. The last show I played was in a small club with dodgy CDJs, bro what do you *mean* green room. Also, this technically means I'm a touring musician now, I guess?
I can give or take over-the-phone deadnaming (customer hears my deep voice say "Jess" and they hear "Jeff"). But it's crazy when they do it over email, like, when they haven't heard my voice yet. Some guy just called me "Jason." Mate are you just bad at reading or is my sentence structure clocky.
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I can give or take over-the-phone deadnaming (customer hears my deep voice say "Jess" and they hear "Jeff"). But it's crazy when they do it over email, like, when they haven't heard my voice yet. Some guy just called me "Jason." Mate are you just bad at reading or is my sentence structure clocky.
Thank god Bluesky has drafts now so I can regularly scrape the mindgrease off the walls and throw them at people's eyes via Posting Images. But this time on the Better Web Site instead of Twitter.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Thank god Bluesky has drafts now so I can regularly scrape the mindgrease off the walls and throw them at people's eyes via Posting Images. But this time on the Better Web Site instead of Twitter.
Spent the afternoon designing and printing a keychain loop for my tape measure, and it was only when I finished the fifth prototype I realised it already has one on it
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Spent the afternoon designing and printing a keychain loop for my tape measure, and it was only when I finished the fifth prototype I realised it already has one on it
Since my partner and I broke up she would like me to move to a separate room this means I'll need a bunch of furniture I do not have the money for so it's time for another mutual aid so I can have a bed of my own.
Got new earrings in the mail. They arrived bent and wouldn't latch closed, so I got a refund from the seller and bent them back into shape myself. I feel like Icarus in a clapped-out Honda Civic. Laptop from the flea market. I bought my NOS tank from the tobacconist. I'm never going to lose.
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Got new earrings in the mail. They arrived bent and wouldn't latch closed, so I got a refund from the seller and bent them back into shape myself. I feel like Icarus in a clapped-out Honda Civic. Laptop from the flea market. I bought my NOS tank from the tobacconist. I'm never going to lose.