Trying to be better about communication with friends & family and then immediately falling into a depressive pit

Successfully made it to 30 without ever experiencing a hangover

Been to the gym three times this week and no one's told me they need me

Only two of my very attractive twi**er mutuals have moved over here so like when's everyone else supposed to show up

Called in to work but there's nothing for me to do so I'm getting paid $140 to sit on my phone for 7 hours