Officially moving to Seattle oh you homosexuals aren't ready for my flat ass
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Officially moving to Seattle oh you homosexuals aren't ready for my flat ass
Legends Z-A doesn't have spheal that's the equivalent of like twenty 9/11s
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Legends Z-A doesn't have spheal that's the equivalent of like twenty 9/11s
How are y'all horny in the morning??? Absolutely DEMONIC
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
How are y'all horny in the morning??? Absolutely DEMONIC
Trying to be better about communication with friends & family and then immediately falling into a depressive pit
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trying to be better about communication with friends & family and then immediately falling into a depressive pit
Successfully made it to 30 without ever experiencing a hangover
July 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Successfully made it to 30 without ever experiencing a hangover
Bombed an important interview I think I need to go hide for a few years
April 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bombed an important interview I think I need to go hide for a few years
ツイッターでツイートしてるんだがBlueskyはどうでしょう？英語で言葉はないね？
February 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
ツイッターでツイートしてるんだがBlueskyはどうでしょう？英語で言葉はないね？
For my 30th I'd love a crowdfunded lobotomy
February 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
For my 30th I'd love a crowdfunded lobotomy
Online learning is one of humanity's greatest inventions because nothing can compare to the joy of muting children at will
February 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Online learning is one of humanity's greatest inventions because nothing can compare to the joy of muting children at will
Also love how just from this account you'd think all I do is gym and be horny (partially true but I'll never let them know it)
January 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Also love how just from this account you'd think all I do is gym and be horny (partially true but I'll never let them know it)
The one night I have the house to myself it's crickets from the men oh I hate it hereeeee
January 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The one night I have the house to myself it's crickets from the men oh I hate it hereeeee
Going to the gym late makes me feel so cunty it's like getting hot but classified to the general public
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Going to the gym late makes me feel so cunty it's like getting hot but classified to the general public
Been to the gym three times this week and no one's told me they need me
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Been to the gym three times this week and no one's told me they need me
Oui'd doesn't make me horn knee but coffee does why can't I be normal
December 2, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Oui'd doesn't make me horn knee but coffee does why can't I be normal
Only two of my very attractive twi**er mutuals have moved over here so like when's everyone else supposed to show up
December 2, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Only two of my very attractive twi**er mutuals have moved over here so like when's everyone else supposed to show up
Called in to work but there's nothing for me to do so I'm getting paid $140 to sit on my phone for 7 hours
October 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Called in to work but there's nothing for me to do so I'm getting paid $140 to sit on my phone for 7 hours
When stan Twitter moves here do we call them stan sky or stan blue?
October 21, 2024 at 3:53 AM
When stan Twitter moves here do we call them stan sky or stan blue?