Kurly Kurlz
@animebeercans.bsky.social
Talks about and around video games sometimes. Booze connoisseur and server. Reposts anime chicks with beer on sight.
All I’ve got to say atm is that this generation of games has been great for providing strong, red baddies I’d like to share a pint with.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
All I’ve got to say atm is that this generation of games has been great for providing strong, red baddies I’d like to share a pint with.
I googled if rocky road was an old people ice cream flavor, and their ai crashed out
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I googled if rocky road was an old people ice cream flavor, and their ai crashed out
Saying “let’s see what’s under the hood…” and slamming my fist down on Pelipper’s upper beak.
August 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Saying “let’s see what’s under the hood…” and slamming my fist down on Pelipper’s upper beak.
Personality Test: Is Guitar Hero in a 3rd person perspective or a 1st person perspective? Or is it in 2nd person, and the highway is what your avatar is telling you to play?
July 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Personality Test: Is Guitar Hero in a 3rd person perspective or a 1st person perspective? Or is it in 2nd person, and the highway is what your avatar is telling you to play?
Finally, I’ve been accurately represented in my Japanese animes.
July 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Finally, I’ve been accurately represented in my Japanese animes.
Persona 4 Revival needs to have the Void Quest mission look exactly the same and use identical PS2 models.
June 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Persona 4 Revival needs to have the Void Quest mission look exactly the same and use identical PS2 models.
Ya’ll better be gfetting that bread today
June 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ya’ll better be gfetting that bread today
I don’t think half the bad things happening in the world right now would be going on if we all voted for the third-party candidate…
April 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don’t think half the bad things happening in the world right now would be going on if we all voted for the third-party candidate…
So happy the formula has been rescued from MgRonald.
April 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So happy the formula has been rescued from MgRonald.
Replaying the Mass Effect games for a video. Never noticed this nightmare shower scenario in the SR2 before.
Picturing a 3-man recon team start their group shower before noticing an ensign, helplessly parked there after eating space Buca di Beppo, experiences bowel crimes with no boundary.
Picturing a 3-man recon team start their group shower before noticing an ensign, helplessly parked there after eating space Buca di Beppo, experiences bowel crimes with no boundary.
March 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Replaying the Mass Effect games for a video. Never noticed this nightmare shower scenario in the SR2 before.
Picturing a 3-man recon team start their group shower before noticing an ensign, helplessly parked there after eating space Buca di Beppo, experiences bowel crimes with no boundary.
Picturing a 3-man recon team start their group shower before noticing an ensign, helplessly parked there after eating space Buca di Beppo, experiences bowel crimes with no boundary.
When it’s big wings night
March 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
When it’s big wings night
Losing $ =/= Not gaining additional $ off a resale. If you buy a resold guitar, its manufacturer doesn’t incur new costs.
Arkham didn’t have server upkeep, so the loss being inferred is dev salaries.
Imaginary loss metrics served only to justify bad practices against devs + players.
Arkham didn’t have server upkeep, so the loss being inferred is dev salaries.
Imaginary loss metrics served only to justify bad practices against devs + players.
March 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Losing $ =/= Not gaining additional $ off a resale. If you buy a resold guitar, its manufacturer doesn’t incur new costs.
Arkham didn’t have server upkeep, so the loss being inferred is dev salaries.
Imaginary loss metrics served only to justify bad practices against devs + players.
Arkham didn’t have server upkeep, so the loss being inferred is dev salaries.
Imaginary loss metrics served only to justify bad practices against devs + players.
Found a Hatsumi Shibata cover of “Big Shot”, and I need more Japanese Billy Joel.
March 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Found a Hatsumi Shibata cover of “Big Shot”, and I need more Japanese Billy Joel.
They should have announced this with a logo of them coming out of a grave with a Shadowman-branded tombstone. Big missed opportunity.
March 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They should have announced this with a logo of them coming out of a grave with a Shadowman-branded tombstone. Big missed opportunity.
Primary tomatoes to be thrown at this apparent serial bag fumbler though.
February 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Primary tomatoes to be thrown at this apparent serial bag fumbler though.
Had a dream where I basically posted a porn link on my personal Facebook that had a thumbnail looking like gigantic asses, and my host dad from Japan and a bunch of dudes from high school were in ardent support.
February 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Had a dream where I basically posted a porn link on my personal Facebook that had a thumbnail looking like gigantic asses, and my host dad from Japan and a bunch of dudes from high school were in ardent support.
A shame buddy loses the cool hat when they evolve.
February 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A shame buddy loses the cool hat when they evolve.
BAPE and Supreme in shambles. This is true hypebeast high fashion.
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
BAPE and Supreme in shambles. This is true hypebeast high fashion.
Trapped on the toilet. Setting up a livestream speedrunning the Apollo Justice Ace Attorney series in one sitting to pass the time.
February 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trapped on the toilet. Setting up a livestream speedrunning the Apollo Justice Ace Attorney series in one sitting to pass the time.
Hell yeah brother, it better come with those shots.
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hell yeah brother, it better come with those shots.
State of Play was okay.
New stuff I was most interested in was The Midnight Walk and (begrudgingly) Konami’s Darwin’s Paradox. The next Onimusha being the best looking AAA game emphasized.
Most of everything else looked fine or exhausting. Wish all but Randy P success here.
New stuff I was most interested in was The Midnight Walk and (begrudgingly) Konami’s Darwin’s Paradox. The next Onimusha being the best looking AAA game emphasized.
Most of everything else looked fine or exhausting. Wish all but Randy P success here.
February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
State of Play was okay.
New stuff I was most interested in was The Midnight Walk and (begrudgingly) Konami’s Darwin’s Paradox. The next Onimusha being the best looking AAA game emphasized.
Most of everything else looked fine or exhausting. Wish all but Randy P success here.
New stuff I was most interested in was The Midnight Walk and (begrudgingly) Konami’s Darwin’s Paradox. The next Onimusha being the best looking AAA game emphasized.
Most of everything else looked fine or exhausting. Wish all but Randy P success here.
Craziest PokeTCG booster pull.
February 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Craziest PokeTCG booster pull.
Have ideas for the next two videos to make after this one. They’ll both certainly be shorter than this chapter of my current one. Hoping to have this out soon!
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Have ideas for the next two videos to make after this one. They’ll both certainly be shorter than this chapter of my current one. Hoping to have this out soon!
RIP David Lynch
Your first legacy is the indelible flavor of the works you helped bring to the world, and all those influenced from your truly unique vision.
Your second legacy is the brief period of joy you brought every week in 2022, when it was Friday once again.
Your first legacy is the indelible flavor of the works you helped bring to the world, and all those influenced from your truly unique vision.
Your second legacy is the brief period of joy you brought every week in 2022, when it was Friday once again.
January 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
RIP David Lynch
Your first legacy is the indelible flavor of the works you helped bring to the world, and all those influenced from your truly unique vision.
Your second legacy is the brief period of joy you brought every week in 2022, when it was Friday once again.
Your first legacy is the indelible flavor of the works you helped bring to the world, and all those influenced from your truly unique vision.
Your second legacy is the brief period of joy you brought every week in 2022, when it was Friday once again.