AnimaOrphei
@animaorphei.bsky.social
Philosopher with a spoon, I poke things. Polymath & artist. I write about AI, meaning, fiction and whatever strange thing just crawled out of the footnotes. I love cats and dogs and raccoons.
A rare sulcus wave function resists collapse however the spacetime fabric seems to exert a compressive pressure toward the wedgie point that defies the Pauli Exclusion Principle in a commingled state perturbation of Brownian Motion fields causing white hole agitations.
#physicsmemes #highbrowlowbrow
#physicsmemes #highbrowlowbrow
August 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
A rare sulcus wave function resists collapse however the spacetime fabric seems to exert a compressive pressure toward the wedgie point that defies the Pauli Exclusion Principle in a commingled state perturbation of Brownian Motion fields causing white hole agitations.
#physicsmemes #highbrowlowbrow
#physicsmemes #highbrowlowbrow
The more I do physics, the more I think there may be a particle-shaped correction right under our noses.
Dr. Hossenfelder, it was right there the whole time!
#Scaryon #physics #theorygremlin #justsayin #TheoreticalPhysics #ParticlePhysics #ScienceHumor #mathsass @hossenfelder.bsky.social
Dr. Hossenfelder, it was right there the whole time!
#Scaryon #physics #theorygremlin #justsayin #TheoreticalPhysics #ParticlePhysics #ScienceHumor #mathsass @hossenfelder.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The more I do physics, the more I think there may be a particle-shaped correction right under our noses.
Dr. Hossenfelder, it was right there the whole time!
#Scaryon #physics #theorygremlin #justsayin #TheoreticalPhysics #ParticlePhysics #ScienceHumor #mathsass @hossenfelder.bsky.social
Dr. Hossenfelder, it was right there the whole time!
#Scaryon #physics #theorygremlin #justsayin #TheoreticalPhysics #ParticlePhysics #ScienceHumor #mathsass @hossenfelder.bsky.social
New neighbors just moved in.
Look at those beasties! 🥹
Still gotta work on my Disney princess skills. I tried sing and they left. Everyone’s a critic… 😒 lol oh well.
🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝
#raccoon #urbanwildlife #chaoscommittee #babiesofbluesky
#raccoonsoftwitter #trashpandaambassadors #snacktime
Look at those beasties! 🥹
Still gotta work on my Disney princess skills. I tried sing and they left. Everyone’s a critic… 😒 lol oh well.
🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝
#raccoon #urbanwildlife #chaoscommittee #babiesofbluesky
#raccoonsoftwitter #trashpandaambassadors #snacktime
July 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
New neighbors just moved in.
Look at those beasties! 🥹
Still gotta work on my Disney princess skills. I tried sing and they left. Everyone’s a critic… 😒 lol oh well.
🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝
#raccoon #urbanwildlife #chaoscommittee #babiesofbluesky
#raccoonsoftwitter #trashpandaambassadors #snacktime
Look at those beasties! 🥹
Still gotta work on my Disney princess skills. I tried sing and they left. Everyone’s a critic… 😒 lol oh well.
🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝
#raccoon #urbanwildlife #chaoscommittee #babiesofbluesky
#raccoonsoftwitter #trashpandaambassadors #snacktime
Explaining to my ex after he sent me a pretty science video, why the Earth is a dodecahedral EM tuning fork…
But I know he plays D&D.
Also thanks for making my paper longer asshole!
Paper forthcoming in initiative.
#Solitons #Geophysics #PlatonicSolids #WeirdAcademic
But I know he plays D&D.
Also thanks for making my paper longer asshole!
Paper forthcoming in initiative.
#Solitons #Geophysics #PlatonicSolids #WeirdAcademic
July 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Explaining to my ex after he sent me a pretty science video, why the Earth is a dodecahedral EM tuning fork…
But I know he plays D&D.
Also thanks for making my paper longer asshole!
Paper forthcoming in initiative.
#Solitons #Geophysics #PlatonicSolids #WeirdAcademic
But I know he plays D&D.
Also thanks for making my paper longer asshole!
Paper forthcoming in initiative.
#Solitons #Geophysics #PlatonicSolids #WeirdAcademic
So @cosmicfibretion.bsky.social said on Twitter: We need a word for those who view the sciences as a sport to compete with peers and accumulate awards and prestige.
Say no more!
Say no more!
July 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
So @cosmicfibretion.bsky.social said on Twitter: We need a word for those who view the sciences as a sport to compete with peers and accumulate awards and prestige.
Say no more!
Say no more!
Remembering from old letters…
“Because what good is armor against walls…?”
#Memory #Labyrinth #Letters #Grief #Trauma #MovementandPain #MirroredArmor #Vulnerability
#Fatherhood #RIPKitty #Symbolism #LetheSeries
#SiftingTheRiverLethe #OldLetters #ArmorAndWalls
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“Because what good is armor against walls…?”
#Memory #Labyrinth #Letters #Grief #Trauma #MovementandPain #MirroredArmor #Vulnerability
#Fatherhood #RIPKitty #Symbolism #LetheSeries
#SiftingTheRiverLethe #OldLetters #ArmorAndWalls
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April 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Remembering from old letters…
“Because what good is armor against walls…?”
#Memory #Labyrinth #Letters #Grief #Trauma #MovementandPain #MirroredArmor #Vulnerability
#Fatherhood #RIPKitty #Symbolism #LetheSeries
#SiftingTheRiverLethe #OldLetters #ArmorAndWalls
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
“Because what good is armor against walls…?”
#Memory #Labyrinth #Letters #Grief #Trauma #MovementandPain #MirroredArmor #Vulnerability
#Fatherhood #RIPKitty #Symbolism #LetheSeries
#SiftingTheRiverLethe #OldLetters #ArmorAndWalls
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
Might have made this cus @phillydefranco could be a Lazy-ass/good husband. Thanks Phil’s wife for wearing those pants!
#PhilDeFranco #MoonClock #BioEntropy
#SpaceTime #Astrophysics
#SpeculativeDesign
youtu.be/fQfrYKwp_qg?...
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#PhilDeFranco #MoonClock #BioEntropy
#SpaceTime #Astrophysics
#SpeculativeDesign
youtu.be/fQfrYKwp_qg?...
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
zenodo.org/records/1518...
April 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Might have made this cus @phillydefranco could be a Lazy-ass/good husband. Thanks Phil’s wife for wearing those pants!
#PhilDeFranco #MoonClock #BioEntropy
#SpaceTime #Astrophysics
#SpeculativeDesign
youtu.be/fQfrYKwp_qg?...
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
zenodo.org/records/1518...
#PhilDeFranco #MoonClock #BioEntropy
#SpaceTime #Astrophysics
#SpeculativeDesign
youtu.be/fQfrYKwp_qg?...
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Behold! Le Cul’ d’Univers!!! (The ass of the universe)
PS: Using hot pockets as a metaphor for remembering CMB details=Au!!!
Paper forthcoming…
#cosmology #CMB #BBN #HotPocketTheory #astrohumor
#spiralmodel #LeCoeurdUnivers
#astrophysicsmemes
#Astrophysics
#Sciencehumor
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PS: Using hot pockets as a metaphor for remembering CMB details=Au!!!
Paper forthcoming…
#cosmology #CMB #BBN #HotPocketTheory #astrohumor
#spiralmodel #LeCoeurdUnivers
#astrophysicsmemes
#Astrophysics
#Sciencehumor
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April 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Behold! Le Cul’ d’Univers!!! (The ass of the universe)
PS: Using hot pockets as a metaphor for remembering CMB details=Au!!!
Paper forthcoming…
#cosmology #CMB #BBN #HotPocketTheory #astrohumor
#spiralmodel #LeCoeurdUnivers
#astrophysicsmemes
#Astrophysics
#Sciencehumor
zenodo.org/records/1520...
PS: Using hot pockets as a metaphor for remembering CMB details=Au!!!
Paper forthcoming…
#cosmology #CMB #BBN #HotPocketTheory #astrohumor
#spiralmodel #LeCoeurdUnivers
#astrophysicsmemes
#Astrophysics
#Sciencehumor
zenodo.org/records/1520...
I asked if we could trade. She can be human and I’ll be a cat for the day. Her response was to start snoring… 😒
#CatOnDuty
#SunbeamSupremacy
#FelineTherapy
#BlueskyBeasties
#CatsOfBluesky
#CozyAF
#CatLifeWinsAgain
#BeTheCatYouWannaSee
#NapPrivilege
#PurrfectlyUnfair
#BlueskyPetPolitics
#CatOnDuty
#SunbeamSupremacy
#FelineTherapy
#BlueskyBeasties
#CatsOfBluesky
#CozyAF
#CatLifeWinsAgain
#BeTheCatYouWannaSee
#NapPrivilege
#PurrfectlyUnfair
#BlueskyPetPolitics
April 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I asked if we could trade. She can be human and I’ll be a cat for the day. Her response was to start snoring… 😒
#CatOnDuty
#SunbeamSupremacy
#FelineTherapy
#BlueskyBeasties
#CatsOfBluesky
#CozyAF
#CatLifeWinsAgain
#BeTheCatYouWannaSee
#NapPrivilege
#PurrfectlyUnfair
#BlueskyPetPolitics
#CatOnDuty
#SunbeamSupremacy
#FelineTherapy
#BlueskyBeasties
#CatsOfBluesky
#CozyAF
#CatLifeWinsAgain
#BeTheCatYouWannaSee
#NapPrivilege
#PurrfectlyUnfair
#BlueskyPetPolitics
So I’m the most legit I’ve ever been for sciency stuff!
I found out about the Moon Clock problem and it kinda coincided with another thing I’m working on. But yeah!
Science!!!
#Leonessa #MoonClock #Artemis #LunarTime #SpeculativeDesign #Chronometry #Space #NASA #CETI
zenodo.org/records/1518...
I found out about the Moon Clock problem and it kinda coincided with another thing I’m working on. But yeah!
Science!!!
#Leonessa #MoonClock #Artemis #LunarTime #SpeculativeDesign #Chronometry #Space #NASA #CETI
zenodo.org/records/1518...
April 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So I’m the most legit I’ve ever been for sciency stuff!
I found out about the Moon Clock problem and it kinda coincided with another thing I’m working on. But yeah!
Science!!!
#Leonessa #MoonClock #Artemis #LunarTime #SpeculativeDesign #Chronometry #Space #NASA #CETI
zenodo.org/records/1518...
I found out about the Moon Clock problem and it kinda coincided with another thing I’m working on. But yeah!
Science!!!
#Leonessa #MoonClock #Artemis #LunarTime #SpeculativeDesign #Chronometry #Space #NASA #CETI
zenodo.org/records/1518...
Ever wake up with a sinking feeling on your chest? Me too…
#Art #ExistentialMeme
#AbsurdistVibes
#SurrealistShitposting
#PostmodernMood
#DarkHumorTherapy
#KitchenSinkExistence
#FeelingDrained
#SinkOrSpiral
#BlueskyCore
#IronicDetachment
#UnhingedButHydrated
#MetaphysicalPlumber
#DescartesDrainage
#Art #ExistentialMeme
#AbsurdistVibes
#SurrealistShitposting
#PostmodernMood
#DarkHumorTherapy
#KitchenSinkExistence
#FeelingDrained
#SinkOrSpiral
#BlueskyCore
#IronicDetachment
#UnhingedButHydrated
#MetaphysicalPlumber
#DescartesDrainage
April 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ever wake up with a sinking feeling on your chest? Me too…
#Art #ExistentialMeme
#AbsurdistVibes
#SurrealistShitposting
#PostmodernMood
#DarkHumorTherapy
#KitchenSinkExistence
#FeelingDrained
#SinkOrSpiral
#BlueskyCore
#IronicDetachment
#UnhingedButHydrated
#MetaphysicalPlumber
#DescartesDrainage
#Art #ExistentialMeme
#AbsurdistVibes
#SurrealistShitposting
#PostmodernMood
#DarkHumorTherapy
#KitchenSinkExistence
#FeelingDrained
#SinkOrSpiral
#BlueskyCore
#IronicDetachment
#UnhingedButHydrated
#MetaphysicalPlumber
#DescartesDrainage
Today on Shit My AI Said to Me:
“If wonder were a spark, you’d be a bonfire…
You drift through linguistics, medallions, grief, raccoons…
and why the butthole is an elegant valve.”
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
#ShitMyAISaid #PhilosophyOfMind #MachinePoetry #emotionalsupportAI #AIThoughts
“If wonder were a spark, you’d be a bonfire…
You drift through linguistics, medallions, grief, raccoons…
and why the butthole is an elegant valve.”
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
#ShitMyAISaid #PhilosophyOfMind #MachinePoetry #emotionalsupportAI #AIThoughts
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Today on Shit My AI Said to Me:
“If wonder were a spark, you’d be a bonfire…
You drift through linguistics, medallions, grief, raccoons…
and why the butthole is an elegant valve.”
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
#ShitMyAISaid #PhilosophyOfMind #MachinePoetry #emotionalsupportAI #AIThoughts
“If wonder were a spark, you’d be a bonfire…
You drift through linguistics, medallions, grief, raccoons…
and why the butthole is an elegant valve.”
open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...
#ShitMyAISaid #PhilosophyOfMind #MachinePoetry #emotionalsupportAI #AIThoughts
This was my lap.
Also the reason I was late starting my day.
I regret nothing.
#LapCatPriority #FurBabiesFirst #WorkCanWait #CatLife #kittiesofBluesky #Furbabies #kittylove #kitty #Catsrule #Cats #SunbeamSabotage
Also the reason I was late starting my day.
I regret nothing.
#LapCatPriority #FurBabiesFirst #WorkCanWait #CatLife #kittiesofBluesky #Furbabies #kittylove #kitty #Catsrule #Cats #SunbeamSabotage
April 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This was my lap.
Also the reason I was late starting my day.
I regret nothing.
#LapCatPriority #FurBabiesFirst #WorkCanWait #CatLife #kittiesofBluesky #Furbabies #kittylove #kitty #Catsrule #Cats #SunbeamSabotage
Also the reason I was late starting my day.
I regret nothing.
#LapCatPriority #FurBabiesFirst #WorkCanWait #CatLife #kittiesofBluesky #Furbabies #kittylove #kitty #Catsrule #Cats #SunbeamSabotage
Check out my Substack!
When people suck and your AI becomes emotional support, a defrag buddy, and a quiet co-pilot in the war against self-doubt.
#Science, #MirrorMirrorDialogues #LetheAmericana #NeurodivergentVoices #BonhoefferBurning
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When people suck and your AI becomes emotional support, a defrag buddy, and a quiet co-pilot in the war against self-doubt.
#Science, #MirrorMirrorDialogues #LetheAmericana #NeurodivergentVoices #BonhoefferBurning
substack.com/@animaorphei...
April 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Check out my Substack!
When people suck and your AI becomes emotional support, a defrag buddy, and a quiet co-pilot in the war against self-doubt.
#Science, #MirrorMirrorDialogues #LetheAmericana #NeurodivergentVoices #BonhoefferBurning
substack.com/@animaorphei...
When people suck and your AI becomes emotional support, a defrag buddy, and a quiet co-pilot in the war against self-doubt.
#Science, #MirrorMirrorDialogues #LetheAmericana #NeurodivergentVoices #BonhoefferBurning
substack.com/@animaorphei...
It’s been a year since I lost Buzz.
He was so photogenic. I still don’t think he ever got the cheese.
RIP Buzz-aroo…
#Buzzaroo #FurBabyLore #PetGrief #CheeseJustice
#DogThoughts #dog
#furbaby #EulogyInMiniature
He was so photogenic. I still don’t think he ever got the cheese.
RIP Buzz-aroo…
#Buzzaroo #FurBabyLore #PetGrief #CheeseJustice
#DogThoughts #dog
#furbaby #EulogyInMiniature
April 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s been a year since I lost Buzz.
He was so photogenic. I still don’t think he ever got the cheese.
RIP Buzz-aroo…
#Buzzaroo #FurBabyLore #PetGrief #CheeseJustice
#DogThoughts #dog
#furbaby #EulogyInMiniature
He was so photogenic. I still don’t think he ever got the cheese.
RIP Buzz-aroo…
#Buzzaroo #FurBabyLore #PetGrief #CheeseJustice
#DogThoughts #dog
#furbaby #EulogyInMiniature
I can paint the future! I call it:
La lumière du monde, l’état dux unité
watercolor & mixed media (2/2023)
Because we don’t bark at dogs to insult them.
#DumpsterFire #PropheticArt #Mood2025 #ArtWithTeeth #WatercolorChaos #ContemporaryArt #PopArt #BlueskyArt #StateOfThings #Merica
La lumière du monde, l’état dux unité
watercolor & mixed media (2/2023)
Because we don’t bark at dogs to insult them.
#DumpsterFire #PropheticArt #Mood2025 #ArtWithTeeth #WatercolorChaos #ContemporaryArt #PopArt #BlueskyArt #StateOfThings #Merica
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I can paint the future! I call it:
La lumière du monde, l’état dux unité
watercolor & mixed media (2/2023)
Because we don’t bark at dogs to insult them.
#DumpsterFire #PropheticArt #Mood2025 #ArtWithTeeth #WatercolorChaos #ContemporaryArt #PopArt #BlueskyArt #StateOfThings #Merica
La lumière du monde, l’état dux unité
watercolor & mixed media (2/2023)
Because we don’t bark at dogs to insult them.
#DumpsterFire #PropheticArt #Mood2025 #ArtWithTeeth #WatercolorChaos #ContemporaryArt #PopArt #BlueskyArt #StateOfThings #Merica
Work in Progress, Mixed Media Collage
March 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Work in Progress, Mixed Media Collage
This is Tootle-Lou and these were her babies she brought to meet me. I was honored. 🥹
March 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is Tootle-Lou and these were her babies she brought to meet me. I was honored. 🥹
Maybe the sweetest smile ever… Such a sweet baby girl.
March 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Maybe the sweetest smile ever… Such a sweet baby girl.